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Humor 040620

Scott Lance Smith

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Hope this brightens your day:

 

Little Johnny: I’m so glad you named me Little Johnny. Mother: Why do you say that? Little Johnny: Because that’s what all the kids in school call me.

 

Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three males ministers siding against the female minister. The woman prayed, "Lord, I know I'm right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it." A big storm cloud materialized and there was a clap of thunder. "See," said the woman. "It's a sign from above." The three clergymen disagreed, saying thunder is a common phenomenon. "Dear Lord," the woman prayed, "I need a bigger sign." This time, a bolt of lightning slammed into a tree. "See! I told you I was right," the woman said. But the men insisted nothing had happened that couldn't be explained by natural causes. "Help me, Lord," the woman implored. And a deep voice came from the heavens: "SSSHHHEEE'S RRRIIIGGGHHHTTT!" The woman turned to the three clergymen and asked, "Well?" "Okay, okay," they said. "Now it's three against two."

 

Decoration Day was the original name of Memorial Day. The first Decoration Day took place on May 5, 1868.

 

ALL Pepper & Militia Groups should interact (Leaders have meetings). When the SHTF it will be US (Militia & preppers) against the masses of starving savages (Zombies) MILLIONS. It would also be a good idea to purchase a “Self Winding Watch, after the SHTF/TEOTWAWKI, there will be no batteries & having to wind a watch could causit to break.

 

 

https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us.    Copy/Cut & Paste Link

https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/

https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link

 

Guns in the Way

 

Backup

 

Plant Info F7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share.

 

Scott

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