Jump to content
fixer

2 tips for survival during the apocalypse

Recommended Posts

2 tips for survival during the apocalypse

 

1. Buy a Tuxedo.

 

Because in case of a disaster You want to look like the most important person to save.

 

2. Learning to Lie is easier than learning to fly.

 

When all hell is breaking loose and a crowd runs up to you and asks if you know how to fly a plane. You better say yes convincingly or your going to be left behind. Don't worry when your in the cockpit looking all confused and shit you can say your planes a lot different then this one, if you crash and burn no one will live to call you a lier, if you make it your a hero its a win win


Law-abiding American citizens who are participating in legal activities shall never be fearful of government reprisal.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Are you really sure you want a tuxedo? Do you want to look like you are the guy that has money and resources around a bunch of starving, desperate, dangerous, people?

 

Lying may be a good short term solution, but if you lie to the wrong people and are discovered, well. That will be the end of your story in a hurry.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...