2 tips for survival during the apocalypse

[fixer 4,472]

2 tips for survival during the apocalypse

 

1. Buy a Tuxedo.

 

Because in case of a disaster You want to look like the most important person to save.

 

2. Learning to Lie is easier than learning to fly.

 

When all hell is breaking loose and a crowd runs up to you and asks if you know how to fly a plane. You better say yes convincingly or your going to be left behind. Don't worry when your in the cockpit looking all confused and shit you can say your planes a lot different then this one, if you crash and burn no one will live to call you a lier, if you make it your a hero its a win win

[BuryTheHatchet 1,073]

Hmmmmm....not to sure I want to look like a person of anything in a crowd of people during a SHTF event.

[marine77 56]

I KNOW i can lie convincingly when in trouble, been there, done that.

[Erik Hanson 110]

Are you really sure you want a tuxedo? Do you want to look like you are the guy that has money and resources around a bunch of starving, desperate, dangerous, people?

 

Lying may be a good short term solution, but if you lie to the wrong people and are discovered, well. That will be the end of your story in a hurry.

[fixer 4,472]

exellent points!

[Crumb 39]

That's an interesting perspective. I guess it depends on the situation. It might be just as likely you want to be the person no one notices.