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I hope these brightens your day:


Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.


“Well, Dad,” said Pete, “I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.”


“Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair.”


“I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!”



Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?


A: They got married in the spring.



Success is having the courage to meet failure without being defeated.





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