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Hope this brightens your day:

 

Man 1: "Today Facebook saved my life." Man 2: "How?" Man 1: "It reminded me about my wife's birthday!"

 

One day in the army I was assigned KP duty. I reported to the Mess Hall and was told by the sergeant in charge that he wanted me to make 100 gallons of soup for tonight's dinner. I told him I didn't know how to make soup. He quickly handed me a book and told me to follow the directions carefully. Soon after I had a large kettle of soup simmering. The sergeant came up and tasted the soup. He took a second spoonful and stood there staring at me. I thought I had really messed up the soup and was waiting for a reprimand. Instead the sergeant said, "This tastes really good... are you sure you followed the recipe?"

 

"May God grant us the wisdom to discover the right, the will to choose it, and the strength to make it endure." - King Arthur

 

One morning when I was seven, my Mom was lecturing me about an untruth I told her. In response I said, "Honest Mom, I didn't know I was lying. I thought I was just making it up."

 

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife didn't wake him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

 

Even the smallest of statements can have BIG impact!

 

Scott

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