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Hope this brightens your day:


We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids... It’s SPF 80... That means you squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.


Humpty: I want to paint my bicycle but i don't have money to buy the paint! Dumpty: Once when i needed money i sold my watch. Why don't you sell your watch and get the money? Humpty: No, not my watch! It belonged to my grandfather. But you have given me an idea. The Next Day... Humpty: I got the paint! Dumpty: Then why are you looking so unhappy? Don't tell me you sold your watch! Humpty: No, not the watch. Dumpty: Then what did you sell? Humpty: The bicycle!


Don't ever settle for less than what you dreamed your soul mate would be. He (she) is out there somewhere looking for you. If you settle for less, you may never put yourself in the situation to meet who you were intended to spend your life with.



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