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Hope this brightens your day:

 

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek... Do they automatically lose because they can't find themselves?

 

While watching the weather update early one evening in the middle of January, the forecast was for partly cloudy the rest of the day and through the night. Upon getting up and looking out the window the next morning, the man calls the station. He then asks if they can send someone out to plow the 18 inches of "partly cloudy" out of his driveway.

 

Thinking is good. Thinking is great. But it inhibits the ability to act.

 

A man was going bald and told his friends he was going to get a rabbit tattooed on his head as it was a lot cheaper than an implant or a toupée. His friends asked how getting a rabbit tattooed on his head would help? The man replied, "Well, at least from a distance it will look like hare."

 

There were three men on a hill with their watches. The first man threw his watch down the hill and it broke. The second man threw his watch down the hill and it broke. The third man threw his watch down the hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it. The other two men were puzzled and asked the third man how he did it. The third man said, "Easy. My watch is 5 minutes slow."

 

The more insecure we are about our beliefs, the louder we become in order to drown out our doubts.

 

Scott

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