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Hope this brightens your day:


A man was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring his reflection, when he posed the following question to his wife of 20 years, “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She answered, “Of course I will. I've already been doing it for the past 5 years haven't I?”


“That’s a nice plant,” said a woman at the florist’s shop, pointing to the flower I was buying.  “Yeah, my wife and I had an argument,” I admitted. “I was going to buy her a dozen roses, but I don’t think she’s THAT mad at me.”


A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner." No one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off the corner!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled glances in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," replied the veteran, "especially since this is a bus stop."


"Dishonest money dwindles away but he who gathers money little by little makes it grow."  - Solomon


Old mathematicians never die...  They just lose some of their functions.


Those that know little are certain that they understand much; those that know much are certain that they understand little.


Benifits Of Clove



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