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Reality is a nice place to visit...  But I sure would not want to live there! 


On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great grandchildren in Boston. Then she inquired what I did for a living. I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice. Instead she sat back and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."


To clean and freshen the microwave, in a bowl mix ¼ cup of white vinegar and 1 cup of water and heat for 5 minutes, this will remove odors and soften baked on food spills.


I reluctantly went shopping with my wife so she could buy a new dress. She tried on several but they didn't fit. As she came out of the fitting room totally frustrated she remarked, "Nothing my size fits me anymore."


Mrs. Cole, the science teacher, took her students out of school for a social experiment. They arrived at a farmhouse and she placed two buckets in front of a donkey – one filled with water and the other with alcohol. The donkey drank all the water while leaving the alcohol untouched. Mrs. Cole asked the students, “What did you learn from this experiment?” One boy replied, “One who does not drink alcohol is a donkey!”


"Man has responsibility, not power."


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