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A new celebrity restaurant chain is opening up nationwide. It is a partnership between Kareem Abdul Jabarr, Ryan Coffee, and Sugar Ray Leonard. They're going to call it: "Coffee with Kareem and Sugar"

 

Husband: Look dear, I just bought us one of those plug in air fresheners. But for some reason it's not working. Wife: It's not plugged in. Husband: You mean I have to plug it in for it to start freshening the air? Wife: It's a plug in air freshener. How can it work if you don't plug it in? Husband: It makes no scents! 

 

“Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is known.” - Leonardo da Vinci

 

I finally realized that I needed to get in shape, so I made plans to join a club and work out for one full year. The year I picked is 2023. 

 

My wife asked me before going to the hairdressers, "What cut do you think would make me more attractive?" "A power cut" was apparently the wrong answer.

 

Daughter: "Dad, when will I be old enough to go to the movies with a boy?" Dad: "When you're a year older than your brother." The daughter thought for a moment and replied: "But I'll never be older than my brother, he was born first." Dad: "I guess there's your answer. But don't blame me, go talk to your brother."

 

The truth only needs to be said once. A lie needs to be told over and over.

 

13 Skills For Survival

 

Scott

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