Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Hope this brightens your day:


I went to see my doctor this morning. “Some one decided to graffiti my house last night!” I raged. “So why are you telling me?” the doctor asked. “I can't understand the writing,” I replied. “Was it you?”


A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a piece of aluminum foil that's wrapped around an acorn, I get a strange tingle in my big toe. Can you tell me what the problem is?" "Sure," the doctor said. "You have way too much time on your hands."


Doing your best at what you like doing the most isn’t work, it’s the pinnacle of existence.


I believe the right girl for me is out there, in some corner of the earth... But unfortunately, the earth is round. 


Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble that they were having in the apartment building where they all lived. The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, "Okay, I'm ready to hear the evidence...I'll hear the oldest first." The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.


When paying a compliment, don’t expect to get any change.


Milk Thisle



3% Milk Thisle 100216.jpg

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now


Important Information

Your Privacy Is Important To Us Learn More: Privacy Policy