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Hope this brightens your day:

 

Please leave comment, love or hate.

 

An Irishman proposed to his girlfriend on Saint Patrick’s Day and gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. On learning it wasn't real she protested vehemently about his cheapness. He explained that in honor of Saint Patrick’s Day, he picked her a sham-rock.

 

Preparing my son for his first day of kindergarten, we were reviewing numbers and counting. Suddenly he asked, "What is the biggest number in the world?"  As briefly as possible, I tried to explain the concept of infinity. I thought I had done pretty well, but then he said, "Dad, what number comes just before infinity?"

 

Upon enrolling in college my father gave me a really bad THESAURUS... Not only is it terrible, but it's really TERRIBLE!

 

Father: What you want to be in your life? Son: A Doctor. Father: What skills do you have of a doctor? Son: Doctor's handwriting.

 

"Lust is when you love what you see. Love is when you lust for what's inside." - Renee Conkle

 

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them." - Mother Teresa

 

 

Fresh Fish

 

Scott

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