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  1. Hope this brightens your day: A hesitant driver, waiting for a traffic jam to clear, came to a complete stop on the freeway ramp. Traffic thinned, but the driver still waited. Finally, a furious voice from the vehicle behind him cried, “The sign says to yield, not give up!” A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong. He told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you." "I know," said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone." The clergyman of a large church, having just arrived in Fort Smith, was being shaved by a local barber that was addicted to occasional drinking sprees. There was an unmistakable odor of whisky around the barber's face and the razor suddenly nicked the man's face. "You see, that comes from taking too much drink," said the clergyman. "You're right," said the barber. "Drinking does make the skin tender, that's a fact." On a recent flight to Chicago it seemed that all the departure times were coming and going. I inquired to the ticket agent, "What good are the departure times?" "Well," began the genial agent, "if it weren't for those posted departure times we'd have no way of finding out how late we depart." Madam CJ Walker (real name Sarah Breedlove) became America’s first African-American millionaire as well as the first woman to become a self-made millionaire. Her fortune came from selling her own line of hair products such as Madam Walker’s Wonderful Hair Grower and Madam Walker’s Vegetable Shampoo. The world’s largest gold bar weighs 250,000 grams or 551.155 lbs. The bar is currently located in Kagawa Prefecture, Japan. It’s worth is over $10 million. Peppers should become proficient with flintlocks, Bows & Axes; when the SHTF bullets will be in short supply; Arrows (silent), gunpowder & shot can be produced rather easily. Peppers should attend renaissance fairs learn ancient crafts. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy & paste link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Social Break Down Stages Epic One Liners Crossbow F8 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  2. Hope this brightens your day: A man bought a mousetrap. When he brought it home, he discovered that he had no cheese to bait it with. So he found a picture of some cheese and put the picture in the trap. The next morning he went to the trap to see if it had caught anything. The picture of the cheese was gone. In its place was a picture of a mouse. Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' elephant!" The mom reacts, and takes a deep breath. "What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!" The mom grabs the book and takes a look. Her son was right, the book read "African Elephant". Most animals (and humans) have no more than two kneecaps. However, there is one animal that has four kneecaps. The ostrich takes that honor having two kneecaps in each leg. We have a recycling problem, with thousands of Jails/Prisons in the U.S. with Millions of inmates; why are these people not being used to sort & recycle trash? EACH of Jail/Prison could be a recycling center. Inmates would be paid in REAL cash to their Jail/Prison account. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy & paste link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Ripped off Democrat housing Concreat A7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  3. Hope this brightens your day: My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator... I guess we are raised differently. The quarrel had reached a new height when the wife said to her spouse, "I wish I'd taken my mother's advice and never married you." Hubby swung around, "Do you mean to tell me that your mother tried to stop you from marrying me?" Wife nodded in the affirmative. "Good heavens," cried the husband, his voice filled with remorse. "How I've wronged that woman." By throwing 50 touchdowns during the 2018 NFL (National Football League) regular season, Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes joined an exclusive club. He became the 3rd QB to reach the 50 touchdown mark in one season. He joins Peyton Manning (55 in 2013) of the Denver Broncos and Tom Brady (50 in 2007) of the New England Patriots. A MAJOR percentage of the price of all products made in China/Russia you purchase go DIRECTLY to finance the Chinese/Russian Militaries. To say nothing of the cost to the U.S. economy & jobs. This Trade war will be GOOD for the USA, They; the World needs us (FOOD) more then we need them. There is much being said of the negative impact of the trade war with China & the "increase" in price of products. Why do we need the latest & greatest? Todays Technology has advanced to the point humans can NOT differentiate between the new levels. For example; there is little to be gained between a 2015 Iphone & a 2018 Iphone, except spending $700-900. If you do not purchase a new vehicle every year why purchase a NEW phone? The same is true with Televisions. Whatever the latest/newest Apple “HD/Curve” you will notice any real benefit from a 2017 model. China needs our food significantly more than we need their electronics, soap, tools, etc. People can purchase preowned products from garage sales & flea markets as well as Barter/Trade. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy & paste link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Resources Legal Weed Vegables C7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott PS: I wish to thank all my brothers & sisters who attended the Virginia Pro Gun rally & even cleaned up after themselves. Which is More than can be said for some "environmental & antifa" groups of late.
  4. Hope this brightens your day: An old man went to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health. “You’re in excellent shape for a 75-year-old man,” he said. “But I’m afraid I can’t make you any younger.” “Who asked you to make me younger?” the man replied. “You just make sure I keep getting older!” Following an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother, eight noisy and shoving siblings, and I arrived at Rheine-Main Air Base in Germany. "Do you have any weapons or illegal drugs in your possession?" the customs agent asked my weary mother. "Sir," she said while separating my brother and me, "if I had either of those items, I would have used them by now." For every ten zippers you come across, there’s a good chance that nine of them will have the letters YKK on them. That stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha, the Japanese company that produces about 90% of all zippers. All Pepper & Militia Groups should interact (Leaders have meetings). When the SHTF it will be us against the masses of starving savage (Zombies) MILLIONS. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy & paste link https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Coup Red flag laws minority report Kits E7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  5. Hope this brightens your day: Mr. Magic: I can turn this handkerchief into a flower. Little Johnny: That’s nothing. I can walk down the street and turn into an alley. In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits. So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow the books to balance. Unfortunately, the government soon heard of this practice and declared a new law... there would, from this point on, be no accounting for Taste. Little Johnny: That knife-throwing act was terrible. I want my money back. Carnival Owner: What was the matter with it? Little Johnny: Call that a knife thrower? He got ten chances and he didn’t even hit that girl once! Time Square in New York City and New Years Eve (NYE) go hand in hand. The ball dropping celebration on NYE is a yearly staple on television. How far back does this tradition go? The first New Years Eve ball drop was done back on December 31, 1907. A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around. The teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they?" Grandpa replies, "Nope." "Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?" "A wedding ring." Most (95%) pharmaceuticals can be produced by a high school chemistry teacher &/or local pharmacist. All you need to do is purchase the ingredients, a drug "Big Pharma" sells for $50+ a pill can be produced in bulk for 50¢ EACH. People should organize & produce cleaner/healthier/pure drugs. Remember the FDA allows/states X amount of dirt/bugs are allowed in food & drugs. More & more research (60 Minutes) are finding poisonous substances in foreign products. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy & paste link https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Republican-democrat Cut off dick to prevent rape Insects C8 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  6. We meet about four miles from Pembroke Georgia.

     

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  7. Hope this brightens your day: I was asking my friend at what point did Celsius and Fahrenheit become the same. One of my other buddies quickly chimed in, "-40 degrees..." Impressed I said, "I didn't know you were so knowledgeable in weather science?" "I'm not," he said. "But I have been to Minnesota." Seeing her friend Marcia wearing a new locket, Ashley asks if there is a memento of some sort inside. “Yes,” says Marcia, “a lock of my husband’s hair.” “But Larry’s still alive?” “I know, but his hair is gone.” The cowboy ordered a steak at a restaurant and it was served rare, very rare. He looked at it and ask that it be returned to the kitchen and cooked. The chef came out to inform him that the steak was cooked. "Cooked? You call this cooked? I've seen cows hurt worse than this and they get well." In the days of ancient Greece, the Greeks had an interesting way for a man to propose to a woman. He would throw an apple at the girl he wished to marry. If she accepted the apple, it was a YES. If she did not accept the apple, it was a definite NO. Trying to disguise his voice, Carl calls his ex-wife and asks to speak to himself. Jody, his former wife says, "Carl, look, we are not married anymore -- quit bothering me!" The next day, Carl calls again, resulting in the same sequence of events. The following day though when he calls, his ex-wife says, "Listen. I told you we're divorced, split, it's over -- period! We're divorced. Why do you keep calling here?" "Well Jody, it's just that I can't hear that often enough." Which celebrity A-List actor turned down the roles of BOTH Superman and James Bond? That would be “Mr. Dirty Harry” himself, Clint Eastwood. While other actors may regret passing on these the iconic roles, it’s safe to say that Eastwood’s career did not suffer from skipping out on playing these characters. Instead of storing massive amounts of food, it would be more efficient to read books on consuming wild plants. Read one chapter evening before sleep you can be a expert with a year. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy & paste link https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Remain Calm Bear Menu Improved B7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  8. Hope this brightens your day: Pickpocket (visiting friend in jail): "I hired a lawyer for you this morning, Slim, but I had to hand him my Rolex as a retainer." Slim: "Did he keep it?" Pickpocket: "He thinks he did." A soldier sought shelter in the cook's tent during a dust storm that swept over the camp during war maneuvers. He noticed that the lid of the soup kettle was awry, permitting dust to blow into the soup and called it to the cooks attention. "If you'd put that lid more firmly on that kettle, we wouldn't get so much dust and dirt with our soup," he said tartly. "See here my young lad," said the cook angrily, "my business is to serve you food and Your business is to serve your country." "Quite right. My business is to serve my country, but not to eat it." Mortimer Mouse is a Walt Disney character who gives Mickey Mouse some competition when it comes to the affections of Minnie. A lesser known fact is that Mortimer was the original name given to the Mickey character. It was Lillian Disney (Walt’s wife) who suggested the name Mickey. She felt that Mortimer sounded too arrogant. Brake clean spray works on the bugs very well. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy & paste link https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Red flag laws April fools prank Stove B7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
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  10. I live in Rincon, If you have a member that come through I would like to ride with them. Scott 912.604.2943
  11. Hope this brightens your day: A minister, after the Sunday morning service, walked alongside a brook and noticed a young boy fishing. After seeing him catch a number of fish he approached the boy and said, "My boy, don't you know it is not right to be fishing on Sunday? Besides, it is very cruel to insert that sharp hook into that poor beetle." The boy replied, "Oh, say sir, this ain't a beetle. It's an imitation." "Oh I thought it was a real bug." Lifting up a nice string of fish, the boy replies, "So did these suckers!" About a year after her husband died, the widow Smith herself died. When she arrived at the pearly gates she ask if she could see her former husband. "What's his name? " "Joe Smith." "You'll have to give us better identification than that. Maybe his last words? We classify each arrival that way." "Well, just before he died he said to me, 'Katie, if you ever waste any of my hard earned dollars, I'll turn over in my grave.'" "Oh, sure we know him. We call him Whirling Joe up here." It is estimated that humans lose about 600,000 particles of skin every 60 minutes. Do some simple arithmetic and that equates to about 1.5 lbs of dead skin per year. The most effective means we (western democracies) have in reference to Middle East terrorism is the continued & increased development of solar & other forms of alternative energy. If it was not for the oil in Iranian & other feudalist nations, they would have no means to wage atrocities. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy & paste link https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link RACIST If WW2 was Barfight Permanent Shelters B5 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  12. I live in RINCON/Savannah, purchase abandoned self storage units on the weekends. 90% of the products (men, womens & childrens clothing) in the units I can NOT use. Does anyone need a tax deduction. All you have to do I come to my home & pick them up (on a regular basis).
  13. Hope this brightens your day: A fisherman carrying a lobster bumped into a friend on the way home. “Where are you going with the lobster under your arm?” asked his friend. The fisherman answered, “I’m taking him home to dinner.” Just then the lobster spoke up, “I’ve already had my dinner, can we go to a movie instead?” Two men are stranded on a deserted island. One despairs, but the other one claps him assuredly on the back and says, “Don’t worry, they will definitely find us, and soon.” “Really? Why do you think so?” asks the despairing one. “I owe the IRS five years’ worth of taxes.” The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle in the church's soon to be put away nativity scene when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon. In the wagon was the figure of the little infant Jesus. So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get him, my fine friend?" The little boy replied, "I got him from the church." "And why did you take him?" The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it." A cowboy was leading a flock of sheep down Main Street when he was ordered to stop by the town policeman. “What’s wrong?” the cowboy asked. “I was just heading my ewes into a side street.” “That’s the trouble,” the policeman replied. “No ewe turns permitted on Main Street!” There are currently eight people who have received the distinction of being named honorary United States citizens. There are eight, but only one of them could be the first. Those bragging rights belong to former British Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill. Where were you 13 years ago today, on January 9, 2007? If you were Steve Jobs, Apple co-founder and tech mogul, you were at the Macworld Convention introducing the world to Apple’s latest creation, the iPhone. Scientific studies have shown that your heartbeat will mimic the music beats and tempo of the song you are listening to. If it’s a slow ballad, your heart is mellow. If the song you are listening to hits a crescendo, your heart will constrict the blood vessels. This will cause your blood pressure and heart rate to go up. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy & paste link https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Multitasking Paratroopers Crossbow D7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  14. Hope this brightens your day: I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she was googling my name last night on her computer... I saw it clearly through my binoculars! I'm a driving examiner for the state of Indiana, and while I was giving a road test to a young man, he went through a red light without stopping. I told him that he had automatically failed the test. We met up with his mother back at the office, and I explained what had happened. At first she was speechless. Then she asked incredulously, "He ran a red light?" "Yes," I replied. "Well," persisted the mom, "how red was the light? In every deck of playing cards, there come four kings. The king of diamonds, clubs, hearts, and spades. While never official, there was a day and time in which it was believed the each king in the deck represented an actual king. King David of Israel was the spade, Alexander the Great of Macedonia was the club, King Charlemagne of France was the heart, and Roman Caesar Augustus was the diamond. DIY Mosquito Repellent Necklace + Bonus Mosquito Spray Recipe! Thought you should know. I link to products and services that I love from time to time. Some of these links I have an affiliate relationship with. What does that mean? I may make a small percentage from any purchases you make, but don't worry, you won't pay even a penny more. Our DIY Mosquito Repellent Necklace combines style with functionality. This project is so easy you can get the kids to help you. We make these necklaces and sell them at farmers markets, nursery’s and at garden clubs. If someone has a favorite herb or flower, you can custom make the necklaces, I receive special request all the time. In addition to the necklaces, I would also offer essential oil blends for sale in 2ml drams- another way to generate income. They are the perfect accessory for you and you can make money by selling them. Supplies For Mosquito Repellent Necklace, Terra Cotta Clay, Cutting Board (the one you only use for crafts), Plastic, metal or wood rolling pin, Small Cutters Different Shapes, Straw (regular drinking straw), String, Leather Cord, Rope or Chain, Fresh Herbs or flowers for making an impression, Drying Rack (cooling rack), Sandpaper (100 grit), Essential Oils (see list below) Instructions For Mosquito Repellent Necklace Grab a small handful of clay and roll it out on a cutting board about 1/4″ thick, If desired, place herbs or flowers on your clay. Gently press the herbs into the clay with your rolling pin and remove. Use a cutter to cut the shape you want. Keep in mind the clay will shrink some during the drying process. Use a straw and make a hole for the cord (necklace) to string through. Carefully remove your clay and place it on a drying rack, As your piece starts drying, flip it over to dry the other side, Once completely dry, lightly sand any rough edges, String your necklace through and attach a clasp or tie a knot. When finished, add 5 drops of your essential oil to the front of your clay necklace before each use. Let the oils soak into the necklace before wearing, making sure to avoid contact with clothes to prevent staining. Herbs For Repelling Mosquitoes Herbs work at repelling biting insects in two ways. One, they mask your scent and confuse the insects, telling them you are not food. Second, they actually repel them. There are many herbs that emit scents that offend and deter biting insects. By combining oils that work at repelling biting insects you create a wonderful non-toxic, all natural mosquito repellent. You can use any one of the following herbal essential oils alone or in combination with other oils. Citrosum, Lemon Balm, Geranium, Lemon Verbena, Catnip, Pennyroyal, Eucalyptus, Rosemary, Anise, Lemon Grass, Mint, Marigolds, Basil, Wormwood, Garlic, Lavender, Horseweed (stone root), Cedar, Tansy, Sage, Herbal Insect Repellent Recipe Made With Essential Oils Empty 5ml dram bottle, Essential Oils, Mint (10 drops), Rosemary (5 drops), Eucalyptus (5 drops), Lemon (citronella) (10 drops), Lavender (5 drops), Clove (5 drops). Food expiration dates are ONLY marketing avenues for Multination’s. Why does million year old salt or water have expiration dates. Cans of food have been found in WW1 abandon bunkers, still edible. I would not go back as far as WWl, but undamaged cans within a couple of years, should be ok. Keeping Pharmaceuticals in a Freezer in another means of maintaining quality. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy & paste link https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Old Man Nutrition F7 Men Guns Over Women - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
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