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  1. Hope this brightens your day: Anyone wishing to join a Prepper group in Southwest (Savannah) Georgia; Please reply to this post. A truckload of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster. A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting. Suddenly, the mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps off her chair exclaiming, "It's already 3 pm! I'm about to miss my train!" She begins to put her coat on in a hurry. At this moment the son-in-law's six-year-old daughter runs up to her and before her dad can do anything, she says, "Don't hurry Granny, Daddy set the clock two hours ahead." No matter where you go, there will always be two groups of people: Ones who likes you and ones who do not like you. Be encouraged by the ones who do and pray for the ones who don't. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Would You Survive Scott
  2. Hope this brightens your day: Anyone wishing to join a Prepper group in Southwest (Savannah) Georgia; Please reply to this post. A truckload of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster. A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting. Suddenly, the mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps off her chair exclaiming, "It's already 3 pm! I'm about to miss my train!" She begins to put her coat on in a hurry. At this moment the son-in-law's six-year-old daughter runs up to her and before her dad can do anything, she says, "Don't hurry Granny, Daddy set the clock two hours ahead." No matter where you go, there will always be two groups of people: Ones who likes you and ones who do not like you. Be encouraged by the ones who do and pray for the ones who don't. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Would You Survive Scott
  3. Hope this brightens your day: Anyone wishing to join a Prepper group in Southwest (Savannah) Georgia; Please reply to this post. They say the truth is out there... If that is the case... Does anyone know the URL? The man selling two-dollar tickets at Monmouth Racetrack registered complete surprise when a horse stepped up to the window, and asked to bet on himself. "What's the matter?" snorted the horse. "Are you astonished that I can talk?" "Not at all," said the man. "I'm surprised that you think you can win." When you learn to forgive someone who has really hurt you and forget the wound that they have caused, then you truly love that person. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Five times technology almost destroyed the world Scott
  4. Hope this brightens your day: Anyone wishing to join a Prepper group in Southwest (Savannah) Georgia; Please reply to this post. They say the truth is out there... If that is the case... Does anyone know the URL? The man selling two-dollar tickets at Monmouth Racetrack registered complete surprise when a horse stepped up to the window, and asked to bet on himself. "What's the matter?" snorted the horse. "Are you astonished that I can talk?" "Not at all," said the man. "I'm surprised that you think you can win." When you learn to forgive someone who has really hurt you and forget the wound that they have caused, then you truly love that person. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Five times technology almost destroyed the world Scott
  5. I hope the DemoCommunists Lose at least five in the Senate & ten in the house.
  6. I have five of the same, but why do you need so many? I am concentrating on making sure I have at least 2000 rounds for each.
  7. Hope this brightens your day: They say the truth is out there... If that is the case... Does anyone know the URL? The man selling two-dollar tickets at Monmouth Racetrack registered complete surprise when a horse stepped up to the window, and asked to bet on himself. "What's the matter?" snorted the horse. "Are you astonished that I can talk?" "Not at all," said the man. "I'm surprised that you think you can win." When you learn to forgive someone who has really hurt you and forget the wound that they have caused, then you truly love that person. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Five times technology almost destroyed the world Scott
  8. Hope this brightens your day: I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.". I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him! A husband and wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or novocaine because I am in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.” “You are a brave woman,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.” Customer: "Excuse me, but are you looking to hire any help at present?" Manager: "No, we already have all the staff we need." Customer: "In that case, would you mind getting someone to wait on me?" The young man at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to place his order. When the clerk asked how she could help, he explained that his girlfriend was turning nineteen and he couldn't decide whether to give her a dozen roses or nineteen roses -- one for each year of her life. The woman put aside her business judgment and advised, "She may be your nineteen-year-old girlfriend now, but someday she could be your fifty-year-old wife." The young man bought a dozen roses. I'm not 50 yrs old… I am 18 years old with 32 yrs of experience! "All the darkness of the world cannot put out the light of one small candle." Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Bugs Hate These Scott
  9. Hope this brightens your day: Saw a lad standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing? He was just checking his balance. After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. The first man to arrive was a stranger. “You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board of the church,” said the minister. “That is why I am here,” said the man. “If there is anyone here today more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him or her.” My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer. He said to me, "You can't drink while you're working." I said, "Oh, don't worry - I'm not working." Do you know what Labor Day is? Mommy's sure do! The art of making your dream a reality is simply remaining committed long enough for reality to catch up to your dream. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Camp Gadgets Scott
  10. Hope this brightens your day: Three ants find an elephant asleep. First ant says, "Let's get him!" Second one says, "Let's beat him up!" Finally the third ant says, "Leave him alone... it's not fair. Poor guy is all alone and we are three!" The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst. "Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them." "Well, you did real good, son," the farmer beamed, "because you only left with seven." A junior partner in a law firm was sent to represent a long-term client. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney emailed the firm: "Justice prevailed." The senior partner replied in haste, "Appeal immediately!" Be courageous to face any sort of problem as early as possible. It is like a small flame. If you try, you can stop it easily. If you don’t, it will be bigger day by day and burn everything. A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to the impresario."I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you." He climbs up to the high wire and jumps off! He flaps his arms wildly, and finally his fall slows and the man begins to fly. He soars upward, turns, and swoops back again. Finally, he stops in mid air and gently lowers himself to the ground. The impresario says, "Is that all you've got? Bird impressions?" "Worrying is like a rocking chair, sure it gives you something to do, but in the end you never get anywhere." Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Primative Kitchen Scott
  11. Hope this brightens your day: Back in my hippie college days, a professor came up to me in the cafeteria and asked me, "Ya dig?" I thought to myself, this guy's pretty far out. I answered, "Yeh, man. I dig!" That's how I got hoodwinked into joining his archaeological expedition. "You see, doctor, I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning,” said Carla. "I have the solution for you," replied the doctor. "Really, what is it?" “Well, try getting up half an hour later." A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked the policeman, "Why was I pulled over when I wasn't the only one speeding." The policeman replied, "Have you ever been fishing?" The man then said, "Yes, I have." "Well, have you ever caught all the fish?" asked the policeman. A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the family room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her dad and said, "It was Mom." "How do you know?" "She didn't say anything." "Customer service is not a cost, it is an investment." - John Frazer-Robinson "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened!" Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. 3% Bird Snares Scott
  12. Hope this brightens your day: Question: What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Answer: Start off with a big one. A young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take care of the tortoise section.Later, the keeper dropped by to see how the young man was doing and found him standing by an empty enclosure with the gate open. "Where are the tortoises?" he asked. "I can't believe it," said the new employee, "I just opened the door and whoosh, they were gone!" To improve your communications skills you must first improve your listening skills. Learning to be silent in your mind and on your tongue are both important listening traits. Truly listening to another is showing that other person that you care and what they have to say is important. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. How Much Charcoal Scott
  13. Thank you. Check out my Facebook Group. "Effingham Georgia Preppers". If you would like drop by some time, I will buy coffee. Please call first. From Guyton take 119 to Hwy 21, turn right (East) onto 21, in Rincon go over the Rail Road overpass at the small water tower on right, at the Elementary School will be Fourth Street turn left on to Fourth, as soon as you turn on to Fourth you will immediately turn left on to Zitterour Drive, “Gyspy Soul Cafe” (Restaurant) will be on the right (North East Corner), come 1-2 blocks on Zitterour until the Street bends to the Right, as soon as it starts to bend look immediately to the left & you will see two double wide House Trailers, the first is yellow with green shutters & the second (IN BACK IS MINE) is light green with dark green shutters. Sincerely Scott Lance Smith 912-604-2943 SLSCSI@HOTMAIL.COM 709A Zittrour Drive Rincon, Georgia 31326
  14. Hope this brightens your day: I must be following my diet too closely... Because I keep gaining on it. Little Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while, he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. "Fine," said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He will help you." "Oh, I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave," said Little Johnny. "I asked Him to help you put up with me." If you worry about winning you won't. If you focus on doing your very best, you will. A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!" "Doctor, what's going on?" asked the concerned father-to-be. "Don't worry," said the doctor, "those are just contractions." A local veterinarian was known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one summer day when a woman, who was visiting, brought a dog to him after an encounter with a porcupine. After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching, he returned the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed. "$150 dollars, ma'am," he answered. "Now that's simply outrageous!" she stormed. "That's what's wrong with you people, you're always trying to overcharge summer visitors. What do you do in the winter, when there is no one here to overcharge?" "Raise porcupines, ma'am." Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Meds for Pets Scott
  15. Because of the meds (VA) in am on I can not get insurance to drive. Is there someone who live either close to me or drives past me (Rincon) pick me up? I will pay for the fuel. Scott 912-604-2943.
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