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  1. Hope this brightens your day: This is me, when asked by my parents what my final exam grades were.... "I don't know what more they want? They give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know." I don't trust those internet and TV ads about apps. They say they are free, but how do I know I'm not getting charged hidden fees after I download them? Do they really do what they say they're going to do? And all those gigabytes they use up! I just feel very uneasy when it comes to this kind of cell phone technology. I guess that makes me… app-rehensive? My eleven month old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place. My wife said to me, “Straighten her up.” I looked at my daughter and said, “Young lady, what are you doing with your life? Do you want to be this way forever? It’s time to grow up.” My wife didn't find it as amusing as I did. A man finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The man thinks for a moment and says, "First, give me a bottomless mug of beer." A mug of beer appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled. The man is thrilled and continues to drink. The mug never empties. Then the Genie says, "And what about your other two wishes?" The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Give me two more just like this one!" Honey just might be the pre-exercise energy source. Honey has been found as a better pre-exercise carbohydrate than other sweet treats used to energize, such as candy and soft drinks. Studies show that eating as little as 3 tablespoons of honey an hour before you workout can keep you from losing steam during your workout. Honey seems to give you more energy flow than other sugars do. "Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers." - Greek Proverb Anyone wishing to join a Prepper group in SouthEast (Savannah) Georgia; Please reply to this post. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Old Time Bedroll Tarp Scott
  2. Hope this brightens your day: Why don't bald men have keys? It's because they don't have locks! The teacher asked her students which state they thought has the most cows. A little girl raised her hand and said Texas. The teacher said, "That is right, you get an 'A'. Now which state do you think has the most sheep?" A little boy raised his hand and said Montana. The teacher said, "That's right, you get an 'A'. Who can tell me which state has the most turkeys?" Little Johnny raised his hand and said, that's easy, "Washington D.C.!" The teacher gave him an A+. The judge warned the witness, “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?” “I do.” “Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?” “Sure,” said the witness. “My side will win.” While trying to explain to our six-year-old daughter how much technology had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new desktop computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house. Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, "How big was the mouse?" So grateful somebody invented window blinds... Or it would be curtains for all of us! Tequila is an excellent teacher... Just last night it taught me to count... One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor! If you get an email that has an attachment (usually there is a paperclip symbol next to the name) don´t open it. Attachments can have viruses which will hurt your computer. If you don´t know the person, delete the email right away. If you do know the person, use a virus scan program first to be sure it is safe. Remember that when you are pointing the finger at someone, there are three fingers pointing back at you. Success is having the courage to meet failure without being defeated. Anyone wishing to join a Prepper group in SouthEast (Savannah) Georgia; Please reply to this post. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Improved Knives Scott
  3. Hope this brightens your day: "Why did you name your pig Ink?" "Because it kept running out of the pen." A distraught investor called his financial advisor. “Is it true? Is my money really all gone?” he asked, wailing. “No, no, take it easy,” the advisor answered calmly. “It isn't all gone... it’s just with somebody else.” As a kid I wanted to be an astronaut... But my parents always said, "The sky's the limit!" If you want to walk or jog for longer periods of time without getting fatigued, continue with a weight-lifting routine. Lifting weights not only builds strong muscles, but also can improve your aerobic capacity. While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him. “Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!” “Dear God! Did your try to stop him?” “No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got the license plate number!” My husband told me that I am one of the eight wonders of the world... I warned him not to let me catch him with any of the other seven!!! "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown To stay healthy and combat stress, make sure to schedule in a good amount of sleep as priority. A tourist parked his car in downtown Washington, D.C. He said to a man standing near the curb, "Listen, I'm going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?" "What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the United States Congress?" "Well, no," the tourist said, "I didn't realize that. But it's all right. I'll trust you anyway." Anyone wishing to join a Prepper group in SouthEast (Savannah) Georgia; Please reply to this post. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. 12 Gauge Ammo Scott 3%_12_Gauge_Dragons_Breath.mp4
  4. Hope this brightens your day: Anyone wishing to join a Prepper group in SouthEast (Savannah) Georgia; Please reply to this post. It never fails... Cashiers are always checking me out. Imagine my surprise when I went to Tipler Army Medical Center for a heart bypass operation and discovered my surgeon's name was Dr. Eror. "What a name for a doctor," I said, not sure whether to laugh or cry. "Yeah," he agreed. "You can imagine the reaction I got when I was a major." "If the only way I could be with you is in my dreams, then I will sleep forever." An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby. A father and his son were looking at a nativity scene in a London gallery. It was Titian's world-famous painting of the scene at Bethlehem. The boy said, “Dad, why is the baby lying in such a crude cradle in a pile of straw?” "Well, son,” explained the father, “they were poor, and they couldn't afford anything better.” Said the boy, "Then how could they afford to have their picture painted by such an expensive artist?” "You've failed many times, although you don't remember. You fell down the first time you tried to walk. You almost drowned the first time you tried to swim. Don't worry about failure. Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try." - Sherman Finesilver, US District Court Judge Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Permaculture Farming Scott
  5. Hope this brightens your day: Anyone wishing to join a Prepper group in Southwest (Savannah) Georgia; Please reply to this post. What steps should you take if you ever come across a dangerous animal in the wilderness? Very large ones. Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings. "I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake." "No, it's not," he replied. "Your neighbor forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for dinner." Kofi walks in to a restaurant and wants to order chicken. Unfortunately, English is not his first language and he can't remember how to say chicken in English. Kofi sees the guy at the table next to him with a plate with 4 boiled eggs on it. Kofi points to the plate of eggs and says to the waiter, “I want their mother!" A minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded, “The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures. I don't know what happened, I just couldn't stop!” "There is no path to truth, it must come to you. Truth can come to you only when your mind and heart are simple, clear, and there is love in your heart." - J. Krishnamurti "Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Aquaponics Scott
  6. Hope this brightens your day: Anyone wishing to join a Prepper group in Southwest (Savannah) Georgia; Please reply to this post. A truckload of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster. A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting. Suddenly, the mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps off her chair exclaiming, "It's already 3 pm! I'm about to miss my train!" She begins to put her coat on in a hurry. At this moment the son-in-law's six-year-old daughter runs up to her and before her dad can do anything, she says, "Don't hurry Granny, Daddy set the clock two hours ahead." No matter where you go, there will always be two groups of people: Ones who likes you and ones who do not like you. Be encouraged by the ones who do and pray for the ones who don't. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Would You Survive Scott
  7. Hope this brightens your day: Anyone wishing to join a Prepper group in Southwest (Savannah) Georgia; Please reply to this post. They say the truth is out there... If that is the case... Does anyone know the URL? The man selling two-dollar tickets at Monmouth Racetrack registered complete surprise when a horse stepped up to the window, and asked to bet on himself. "What's the matter?" snorted the horse. "Are you astonished that I can talk?" "Not at all," said the man. "I'm surprised that you think you can win." When you learn to forgive someone who has really hurt you and forget the wound that they have caused, then you truly love that person. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Five times technology almost destroyed the world Scott
  8. I hope the DemoCommunists Lose at least five in the Senate & ten in the house.
  9. I have five of the same, but why do you need so many? I am concentrating on making sure I have at least 2000 rounds for each.
  10. Hope this brightens your day: They say the truth is out there... If that is the case... Does anyone know the URL? The man selling two-dollar tickets at Monmouth Racetrack registered complete surprise when a horse stepped up to the window, and asked to bet on himself. "What's the matter?" snorted the horse. "Are you astonished that I can talk?" "Not at all," said the man. "I'm surprised that you think you can win." When you learn to forgive someone who has really hurt you and forget the wound that they have caused, then you truly love that person. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Five times technology almost destroyed the world Scott
  11. Hope this brightens your day: I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.". I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him! A husband and wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or novocaine because I am in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.” “You are a brave woman,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.” Customer: "Excuse me, but are you looking to hire any help at present?" Manager: "No, we already have all the staff we need." Customer: "In that case, would you mind getting someone to wait on me?" The young man at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to place his order. When the clerk asked how she could help, he explained that his girlfriend was turning nineteen and he couldn't decide whether to give her a dozen roses or nineteen roses -- one for each year of her life. The woman put aside her business judgment and advised, "She may be your nineteen-year-old girlfriend now, but someday she could be your fifty-year-old wife." The young man bought a dozen roses. I'm not 50 yrs old… I am 18 years old with 32 yrs of experience! "All the darkness of the world cannot put out the light of one small candle." Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Bugs Hate These Scott
  12. Hope this brightens your day: Saw a lad standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing? He was just checking his balance. After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. The first man to arrive was a stranger. “You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board of the church,” said the minister. “That is why I am here,” said the man. “If there is anyone here today more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him or her.” My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer. He said to me, "You can't drink while you're working." I said, "Oh, don't worry - I'm not working." Do you know what Labor Day is? Mommy's sure do! The art of making your dream a reality is simply remaining committed long enough for reality to catch up to your dream. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Camp Gadgets Scott
  13. Hope this brightens your day: Three ants find an elephant asleep. First ant says, "Let's get him!" Second one says, "Let's beat him up!" Finally the third ant says, "Leave him alone... it's not fair. Poor guy is all alone and we are three!" The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst. "Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them." "Well, you did real good, son," the farmer beamed, "because you only left with seven." A junior partner in a law firm was sent to represent a long-term client. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney emailed the firm: "Justice prevailed." The senior partner replied in haste, "Appeal immediately!" Be courageous to face any sort of problem as early as possible. It is like a small flame. If you try, you can stop it easily. If you don’t, it will be bigger day by day and burn everything. A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to the impresario."I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you." He climbs up to the high wire and jumps off! He flaps his arms wildly, and finally his fall slows and the man begins to fly. He soars upward, turns, and swoops back again. Finally, he stops in mid air and gently lowers himself to the ground. The impresario says, "Is that all you've got? Bird impressions?" "Worrying is like a rocking chair, sure it gives you something to do, but in the end you never get anywhere." Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. Primative Kitchen Scott
  14. Hope this brightens your day: Back in my hippie college days, a professor came up to me in the cafeteria and asked me, "Ya dig?" I thought to myself, this guy's pretty far out. I answered, "Yeh, man. I dig!" That's how I got hoodwinked into joining his archaeological expedition. "You see, doctor, I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning,” said Carla. "I have the solution for you," replied the doctor. "Really, what is it?" “Well, try getting up half an hour later." A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked the policeman, "Why was I pulled over when I wasn't the only one speeding." The policeman replied, "Have you ever been fishing?" The man then said, "Yes, I have." "Well, have you ever caught all the fish?" asked the policeman. A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the family room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her dad and said, "It was Mom." "How do you know?" "She didn't say anything." "Customer service is not a cost, it is an investment." - John Frazer-Robinson "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened!" Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. Preppers should rely more on Knowledge then “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge can not. If you read one chapter a night (20 minutes) (on wild edible/medical plants) you will be an expert in a year. Plus be able to feed your family when SHTF. 3% Bird Snares Scott
  15. Hope this brightens your day: Question: What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Answer: Start off with a big one. A young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take care of the tortoise section.Later, the keeper dropped by to see how the young man was doing and found him standing by an empty enclosure with the gate open. "Where are the tortoises?" he asked. "I can't believe it," said the new employee, "I just opened the door and whoosh, they were gone!" To improve your communications skills you must first improve your listening skills. Learning to be silent in your mind and on your tongue are both important listening traits. Truly listening to another is showing that other person that you care and what they have to say is important. Dark new world by Henry Foster & JJ Holden – Excellent great story PLUS prepper information. How Much Charcoal Scott
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