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  1. Hope this brightens your day: My friend is notorious for waiting until the needle is on empty before filling his gas tank. Finally his car died on him, and we had to push it to the nearest filling station. After my friend finished pumping gas, the attendant asked if he had learned anything. “Yeah,” my friend muttered, “I learned I have a 15-gallon tank.” After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding our cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then my car horn beeped, and I was able to locate my vehicle easily. “Wow,” the woman said. “I sure could use a gadget like that to help me find my car.” “Actually,” I replied, “that’s my husband.” Sam: I’m having a lot of trouble with eczema, teacher. Teacher: Heavens, where do you have it? Sam: I don’t have it, I just can’t spell it. Cenosillicaphobia is a real thing and it affects many people. What is it exactly? It is the fear of an empty beer glass. During history class the teacher was discussing George Washington. "George Washington, not only did he chopped down his cherry tree," the teacher explained, "but he also admitted to doing it. Does anyone know why his father did not punish him? " After a few minutes of silence Little Johnny answered, "Maybe because George still had the ax in his hand?" A) Were there one level of taxes then everyone would game the system to avoid it. If you make money under the table, you still pay sales tax. Even if you sell on the black market, you need to fuel your car. B) different levels of government manage these different taxes. Around here, the municipality gets the land tax, but the feds and provinces get income tax and sales tax. We have enough trouble with the levels of government funding each other. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link What are you for Happy hunting First Aid M6 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  2. Hope this brightens your day: A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?" He blurts out, "Yes!" She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?" Two little girls were playing together one afternoon in the park when one said, "I wonder what time it is?. "Well, it can't be four o'clock," replied the other with magnificent logic. "How do you know," asked the first girl. "Because my mother said I was to be home by four o'clock and I'm not." One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff's house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, "Is this 555-1111?" "No, this is 555-1112." Jeff replied. "Oh, I'm so sorry for disturbing you," the woman said. "That's alright," Jeff said. "I had to get up to answer the phone anyway." Last October my wife bought a magnolia tree from the local nursery, but after only a few weeks the leaves shriveled. It appeared to be on its last legs. My wife took some leaf samples and marched into the nursery to demand an explanation. "I know exactly what's wrong with your magnolia," said the manager. "Good," said my wife. "What's it ffering from?" "Autumn," he replied. The winner is, the Sony Playstation 2! With sales crossing the 155+ million units sold mark, the Playstation 2 (also known as PS2) currently ranks as the highest selling game console of all-time. The piano was invented in Italy in the early 1700’s by Bartolomeo Cristofori. The original name for this new instrument was “piano et forte”, which means ‘soft and loud’. Cristofori then shortened it to piano. Scientific studies have shown that your heartbeat will mimic the music beats and tempo of the song you are listening to. If it’s a slow ballad, your heart is mellow. If the song you are listening to hits a crescendo, your heart will constrict the blood vessels. This will cause your blood pressure and heart rate to go up. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Welfare Mil grade spec Weapon E7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  3. Hope this brightens your day: Teacher: Little Johnny, if one and one make two, and two and two makes four, how much does four and four make? Little Johnny: That isn’t fair, teacher. You answer the easy ones yourself and leave the hard ones for us. Late for work already, I was annoyed to find a strange car in my reserved parking space again. After locating a spot far away, I stormed into my office determined, to have the car towed. As the morning wore on, however, my anger cooled, and I decided to give the driver another chance. During lunchtime, I went outside and left this note on the driver's windshield: "Please don't take my parking space. If you do, and your car disappears, don't say I never towed you!" In San Diego to work with military linguists, my colleague and I checked into a hotel and ordered a 5 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, the phone didn’t ring until 5:30. “You were supposed to call us at 5 a.m.!” I admonished the desk clerk on the other end of the line. “What if I had to close a ­million-dollar contract this morning? Your oversight would have cost me the deal!” “Sir,” he said calmly, “if you had to close that type of deal, I doubt you’d be staying in this type of hotel.” Husband: “Call 911 quick, I think I’m having a heart attack!“ The wife picked up his cell phone to call. She said, “Give me your password!” Husband: "Never mind, I’m feeling much better now." According to a recent Australian study, the life expectancy of a musician is much shorter than that of the average person. It was calculated that the life expectancy difference is about 20-25 years less for the musical ones. NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) has no issues when it comes to surfing the web or streaming videos. While 25-50 Mb per second are the “norm speed” for everyday internet use, NASA’s internet speed is 91Gb (with a ‘G’) per second. Food expiration dates are ONLY marketing avenues for Multination’s. Why does million year old salt or water have expiration dates. Cans of food have been found in WW1 abandon bunkers, still edible. I would not go back as far as WWl, but undamaged cans within a couple of years, should be ok. Keeping Pharmaceuticals in a Freezer in another means of maintaining quality. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link LSD Cat Warrior Traing Government E6 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  4. Hope this brightens your day: Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital? The hip consultant. I love bacon. Sometimes I eat it twice a day.It helps take my mind off the terrible chest pains I keep getting. A woman rushes into her house one morning and yells to her husband, "Sam, pack up your stuff. I just won the lottery!" "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" "Whatever. Just so you're out of the house by noon!" A tourist stopped at a country gas station. While his car was being serviced, he noticed an old-timer basking in the sun with a piece of rope in his hand. The tourist walked up to the old-timer and asked, “What do you have there?” “That’s a weather gauge, sonny,” the old-timer replied. “How can you possibly tell the weather with a piece of rope?” “It’s simple,” said the old-timer. “When it swings back and forth, it’s windy, and when it gets wet, it’s raining.” Almost as important as the invention of ice cream is the invention of the ice cream cone. We give that credit to Italo Marchiony, who in 1896 created the first one. It wouldn’t be until 1903 that he patented his creation. Johnny and the Moondogs was the brief group name for the Beatles. Johnny was John Lennon and the Moondogs were Paul (McCartney), Ringo (Starr), and George (Harrison). Scientific studies have shown that your heartbeat will mimic the music beats and tempo of the song you are listening to. If it’s a slow ballad, your heart is mellow. If the song you are listening to hits a crescendo, your heart will constrict the blood vessels. This will cause your blood pressure and heart rate to go up. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Second Infringed Americas Creed Nutrition M7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  5. Hope this brightens your day: Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well deserved complaining and self-pitying. She moaned to her mom and her younger brother, "Nobody loves me...the whole world hates me!" Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word... "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you." Shirley and Abe, a retired couple from New York City, living in Miami Beach, are getting ready to go out to dinner. Shirley says, "Abe, darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci?" Abe says, "I don't care." A few minutes later Shirley says, "Abe, should I wear my Cartier watch or my Rolex?" Abe says, "Your choice." A few more minutes pass and Shirley says, "Abe, love, shall I wear my five-carat pearl diamond ring or my six-carat round diamond ring with the baguettes?" Abe says, "Shirley, I really don't care what you wear, but if you don't get moving, we're going to miss the Early Bird Special." I'm great at multi-tasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifle—which no longer works—and crept downstairs, forgetting the fact that I was in my birthday suit. I came around the corner with the gun raised, only to find my wife loading the dishwasher. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I thought I heard an intruder. 
I came down to scare him.” Scanning the contours of my doughy, naked body, she mumbled, “You didn’t need the gun.” The world’s oldest roller coaster is located in Lakemont Park in Altoona, Pennsylvania. Leap-the-Dips gave its first ride in 1902. The mammoth side friction roller coaster reaches heights of 41 feet and a whopping speed of 10 mph (miles per hour). In order to escape the planet Earth’s gravitational pull, a space shuttle must reach travel speeds of 7 miles per second, or 25,000 miles per hour. Food expiration dates are ONLY marketing avenues for Multination’s. Why does million year old salt or water have expiration dates. Cans of food have been found in WW1 abandon bunkers, still edible. I would not go back as far as WWl, but undamaged cans within a couple of years, should be ok. Keeping Pharmaceuticals in a Freezer in another means of maintaining quality. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Vets Eyes Killing spree First Aid L6 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  6. Hope this brightens your day: May: "I've never been skiing before." Dad: "You don't want to, trust me." May: "Why?" Dad: "You meet many bad things, like pine tree for instance." A Policeman stops a speeding car and tells the woman driver, "When I saw you driving down the road, I thought to myself, 'sixty-five at least.'” "SIXTY-FIVE!" shrieked the woman. "Yes, sixty-five." "I don’t think that is quite fair. I think this hat makes me look older." In 2010, Japanese researchers came out with a smoke alarm specifically for the hearing impaired. When triggered, or activated, the alarm would release a wasabi scented mist (technically speaking the chemical compound allyl isothiocyanate) that would let people know there is smoke. One of the most important & cheapest products for a prepper is SEEDS: The term HEIRLOOM vegetable is used to describe any type of vegetable seed that has been saved and grown for a period of years & is passed down by the gardener that preserved it. It has a provenance, of sorts. To be capable of being saved, all heirloom seed must be open-pollinated, so that it will grow true to seed. Open-pollinated plants are simply varieties that are capable of producing seeds that will produce seedlings just like the parent plant. Hybrid plants do not do this. Instead of storing massive amounts of food, it would be more efficient to read books on consuming wild plants. Read one chapter evening before sleep you can be a expert with a year. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & paste link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Venezuela Then & Now Jogging Survivial Chk Lists B7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  7. Hope this brightens your day: May: "I've never been skiing before." Dad: "You don't want to, trust me." May: "Why?" Dad: "You meet many bad things, like pine tree for instance." A Policeman stops a speeding car and tells the woman driver, "When I saw you driving down the road, I thought to myself, 'sixty-five at least.'” "SIXTY-FIVE!" shrieked the woman. "Yes, sixty-five." "I don’t think that is quite fair. I think this hat makes me look older." In 2010, Japanese researchers came out with a smoke alarm specifically for the hearing impaired. When triggered, or activated, the alarm would release a wasabi scented mist (technically speaking the chemical compound allyl isothiocyanate) that would let people know there is smoke. One of the most important & cheapest products for a prepper is SEEDS: The term HEIRLOOM vegetable is used to describe any type of vegetable seed that has been saved and grown for a period of years & is passed down by the gardener that preserved it. It has a provenance, of sorts. To be capable of being saved, all heirloom seed must be open-pollinated, so that it will grow true to seed. Open-pollinated plants are simply varieties that are capable of producing seeds that will produce seedlings just like the parent plant. Hybrid plants do not do this. Instead of storing massive amounts of food, it would be more efficient to read books on consuming wild plants. Read one chapter evening before sleep you can be a expert with a year. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & paste link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Venezuela Then & Now Jogging Survivial Chk Lists B7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
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  9. Hope this brightens your day: I've started a new exercise program. I do twenty sit-ups every morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that SNOOZE button just so many times... My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store.Madison got tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his shoulders. As he walked, Madison began pulling his hair. Although he asked her to stop several times, she kept on. Getting annoyed, he scolded, "Madison! Stop that!" "But, Daddy," she replied, "I'm just trying to get my gum back." Pysanka is the Ukranian tradition in which you decorate a Slavic egg with traditional folk designs. The words ‘pysanka’ comes from the word pysaty, which means to write or scribe. Apple cider vinegar (WITH MOTHER) is the most popular type of vinegar in the natural health community. It is claimed to lead to all sorts of benefits, many of which are supported by science. This includes weight loss, reduced cholesterol, lower blood sugar levels & improved symptoms of diabetes. Health benefits of Black Seed Oil & Cinnamon for Diabetes can improve your blood sugar regulation by increasing your glucose. It can help to reduce those sharp increases in blood sugar levels after eating, & Black Seed Oil & Cinnamon improves the effectiveness of insulin. It is known to help with the digestive functions & prevent tooth decay. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & paste link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Sanuary Cities & Corona USA Racist, World First Aid K7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  10. Hope this brightens your day: On our seventh wedding anniversary I broke out in hives... I think they call that the seven year itch! On the way to lunch, a teacher spotted two boys playfully fighting. She asked one of the boys to go to the back of the line and he came back right after. ”Why aren't you at the end of the line?" asked the teacher. The boy replied, "I couldn't, someone was already there." Major League Baseball (MLB) Hall-of-Famer Hank Aaron is the career leader in RBI’s (runs batted in). Aaron, who played from 1954 to 1976, has 2,297. Second on the list is Babe Ruth with 2,214. The teacher asks Joanie, "If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter and another quarter and then another quarter, how much would you have left?" Joanie replies, "A million dollars minus 75 cents." One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. When he jumped there was good and bad news.... Good news: He had a parachute. Bad News: It didnt work. Good News: There was a haystack down below. Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack. Good News: He missed the pitchfork. Bad News: He missed the haystack. What do you call the top (or tip) of umbrella? The part that extends above the umbrella canopy itself is called a ferrule. Exotic ammo & .50s will be difficult to locate in a SHTF, better to purchase a 357, will also fire 38, 38 special. A Judge or S&W Governor fires 45, 45 Long Colt or 410. My Bushmaster 556 will also fire 223. If SHTF where are you going to find ammo? You will find 5.56, .223, 9mm, 7.62NATO everywhere, but 7.62 Russian? https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & paste link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Putin Election 21 Murphys laws of combat Insects C8 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  11. Hope this brightens your day: “A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie?” “Gladiator?” “No, I really miss her.” One doctor ask another if, "Are you any good at palmistry?" "Well, not exactly. However, the other night I did look at a lady's hand, and one glance told me she was going to be lucky," he replied. "Why how's that?" the first doctor ask. The reply: "Well it had four aces in it." Who is Hilmar Moore? He is the longest serving mayor of a United States city. He was the mayor of Richmond, Texas from September 22, 1949 until December 4, 2012, the day he passed away. When I was eight my Dad was taking me to see a movie. On the way there I asked him if he would buy me some gum. He said, "No, you don't need any." After arriving at the theater and taking ours seats, Dad changed his mind. He told me it would be okay for me to have some gum and he was going to get it. I spoke up and said, "You don't need to buy me gum anymore, Daddy. I found some under the seat." What is the name of the first electricity detective? Sherlock Ohms! “Ubiquitous Gaze” is an art technique used by artists when creating/drawing/painting a portrait. This technique makes it look like the subject is looking at you, no matter what angle you are viewing the artwork. It is a good Idea to keep a supply (four to five of each) of PAPER maps for your city, county, state & region. I the event of an CME or EMP electronic GPS with be worthless. NEVER Underestimate an enemy. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & paste link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Turn in your guns Corona 5G Death First Aid J6 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  12. Hope this brightens your day: A jeweler was on his way to work when he saw a sign that said “Watch for children”... He thought to himself, “That sounds like a fair trade.” A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.. The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!" Late for work already, I was annoyed to find a strange car in my reserved parking space again. After locating a spot far away, I stormed into my office determined, to have the car towed. As the morning wore on, however, my anger cooled, and I decided to give the driver another chance. During lunchtime, I went outside and left this note on the driver's windshield: "Please don't take my parking space. If you do, and your car disappears, don't say I never towed you!" When her husband came home unexpectedly, the young wife opened the window and told her lover to jump. "You’re mad, this is the thirteenth floor!" he replied, shocked. "Just jump, this is no time for superstitions!" Don Featherstone is the man responsible for the plastic pink flamingos that seem to end up in backyards and parks everywhere you look. Featherstone, who passed away in 2015, created these famous flamingos in 1957. If you’ve ever seen a Rolls-Royce or seen a picture of one, you know what ‘the spirit of ecstasy’ is. It is the ornament that can be found at front of all Rolls-Royces. It is a woman leaning forward while extending her arms behind her. I do not understand why more people are NOT joining groups & prepping. The evidence of a coming EOTWAWKI/SHTF is being broadcast on a daily basis, dangerous weather patterns, massive fires, wide spread brown/blackouts, levee breaks etc. I guess entertainment “Wheel of Fortune” & sporting events are going to protect them in an emergency. For me; personally, when a disaster occurs, the only ones who I am going to care about is my family & prepper group. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & paste link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Animals with misleading names Islam Kavlar Fire I7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  13. Hope this brightens your day: I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself... "Well this changes everything!" Carl: I heard a new joke the other day. I wonder if I told it to you? Lenny: Is it funny? Carl: Yes. Lenny: Then you didn’t. Little Johnny came home from his first day at school. Little Johnny: I’m not going back tomorrow! Mom: Why not, what happened? Little Johnny: Well, I cant read and I can’t write, and they won’t let me talk—so what’s the use? A kind farmer told the forlorn lad whose load of hay had overturned in the road, to forget his troubles and come in and have dinner with his family. "There will be time enough to clean up the load after a good meal." The boy demurred; said he didn't think his father would like it. But the farmer persisted and won. After the meal the boy said he felt better and expressed his appreciation for the hospitality. At the same time, he was sure his father would not be happy. "Nonsense!" said the host. "By the way," he added, "Where is your father?" "Under the hay," was the response. Deja-Vu is the feeling of having been in a specific situation or setting before. Jamais-Vu is the reverse. It is the feeling of seeing or sensing something for the first time, despite knowing that it’s not the first time. The “Code of Hammurabi” is a Babylonian code that dates back to 1754 BC. It is a collection of 282 rules that set the standards for commercial interactions. It also serves justice by setting fines and punishments. Florida have a bounty on invasive species (snakes & lizards), Why not have a FEDERAL bounty on (Crime Stoppers) Illegals? https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & paste link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Trump NOT Trade War Police - Standing Army Nutrition L6 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  14. Hope this brightens your day: First Mouse: I finally got that scientist trained. Second Mouse: How so? First Mouse: Every time I go through the maze and ring the bell, he gives me something to eat. Tourist: "The flies are awfully thick around here. Don’t you ever shoo them?" Native: "Nope, we just let them go barefoot." A housewife with three young children was getting dinner ready when the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up and said, "Hi, Daddy!" and she began telling him about her day. She then passed the phone to her brother and sister as was the custom whenever Daddy called from work. When it was finally the wife's turn to talk she took the receiver and said, "Hi, honey." "Thank goodness, lady," the voice on the other end replied. "I just called to tell you that the wallpaper you ordered is here!" A telemarketer calls, "I would like to speak with Max, please." The homeowner reluctantly replies, "I suppose that would be possible, but it seems rather strange." The telemarketer responds, "Why would that be?" The homeowner answers, "This is the first time we've ever had a call for the dog." Do you fear commitment? Do you suffer from an extreme fear of getting married? Then you have gamophobia. Gamo is the Greek word for marriage. France wins the prize for the most visited country in the world. The country had 82.6 million visitors in 2017. No surprise either, Paris was the most visited city in the world. When the SHTF; Millions will Starve because they do not have “prepared” food to eat. After EOTWAWKI/SHTF the most difficult commodity to obtain will be nutritious & SAFE food. When less than 100 yards away is a banquet of WILD edible nutritious plants & insects. Their are hundreds of yards/meters of cordage (Vines/ Kudzu) in every acre of land/forest; why carry the (weight) paracord/rope? https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & paste link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Trump Illegals Electoral College First Aid J6 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  15. Hope this brightens your day: Why did the cat want to join the Red Cross? He wanted to be a first aid kit! Teacher: Are you good in history? Little Johnny: Yes and no. Teacher: What does that mean? Little Johnny: Yes, I’m no good in history. The trial went on for 4 weeks with testimony by both sides. Finally, the jury retired to determine the verdict. After 2 days the jury had reached a decision to acquit the prisoner. Judge: "What possible reason could you have for acquitting the prisoner?" Foreman: "Insanity, sir." Judge: "What, all twelve of you?" A fluffle is what you call a group or collection of bunnies. Also, a male rabbit is called a buck. On April 23, 2002, Sesame Street character Elmo became the first non-human to testify before Congress. He was there to defend funding for music programs in schools. It will be nice to know where the Armored Cars (Brinks, Loomis, Dunbar etc), are located, & Electric power line towers will make excellent Multi level Homes after EOTWAWKI /SHTF. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & paste link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Racist weak Nuked Nutrition K6 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott

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