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  1. Hope this brightens your day: Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in. I asked: “What are you doing?” He said: “Working from home.” A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two chairs provided for men outside the ladies fitting room in our local department store. After 30 minutes and 6 changes of outfits, the fellow's wife came out of the changing room one more time. He looked at her and immediately said, "That looks great on you! Get that one." "Honey," she replied, "this is what I was wearing when we came in." Jay J. Armes is a private investigator… with no hands. A childhood accident (he was 11 years old) mangled both his hands. In 1972, he was the PI hired by Marlon Brando to find his missing son. He was so popular during the 1970’s that the Ideal Toy Company released a Jay J. Armes action figure, complete with detachable prosthetics. Did the Chinese &/or Russians refine their Propaganda process during the 50s, 60s &70s of manipulating the American public to withdraw from Vietnam? Are they using these procedures today to remove our Firearms, as a precursor to attack/invasion? https://www.mymilitia.com/ https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link Government Permission Bird feeder Permanent Shelters C7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. If Corona (Covid-19 ) & “Lockdowns” continue; By my calculations the first Riots (fuzzy math) in major cities (Boston, Chicago, Detroit, DC, Denver, LA, NY, SF, ETC) will be around July 15 2020. Scott Lance Smith
  2. Hope this brightens your day: The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it is between 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm. I still have a lot of trouble with wrong numbers. Yesterday I dialed the Red Cross and got the Internal Revenue Service in error. So the IRS operator asked me what number I had dialed. I said, "The Red Cross, you know, where they take the blood." She said, "Well, you aren't too far off, are you?" In 1954 Carl Brashear became the first African-American U.S. Navy diver. After an injury he suffered while on active duty, he became the first amputee (of any race) to be re-certified as a Navy diver. In 1970 Brashear accomplished his life-long goal. He became the first African-American U.S. Navy Master Diver. His real life story was the inspiration for the 2000 film Men Of Honor. Shooting Advice --- Some words to the wise. Shooting Advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it: A: Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians. B: Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. 😄 Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you. 😧 Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length. E: Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off. (I prefer the sound of a slug being chambered when you cock a shotgun) F: The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second. G: The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if necessary.H: Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be empty. If you're in a gun fight: 1. If you're not shooting, you should be loading. 2. If you're not loading, you should be moving, 3. If you're not moving', you're dead. J: In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something! K: If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about? (I call it being prepared). L: You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language. AMEN! M: You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family. https://www.mymilitia.com/ https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link Expection & Really B Open carry concealed carry Firearms F7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. If Corona (Covid-19 ) & “Lockdowns” continue; By my calculations the first Riots (fuzzy math) in major cities (Boston, Chicago, Detroit, DC, Denver, LA, NY, SF, ETC) will be around July 15 2020. Scott Lance Smith
  3. Hope this brightens your day: My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters. My daughter Chewbacca not so much. My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often turns to me for advice. Recently I was in the shower when he poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Lily for lunch?" "That's up to you," I replied. "There's all kinds of food. Why don't you pretend I'm not home?" A few minutes later, my cell phone rang. I answered it to hear my husband saying, "Yeah, hi, honey. Uh…what should I feed Lily for lunch?" I don’t have a “dad bod”... I have a father figure. A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer. "May I see your driver's license?" he said. She looked at him with disgust. "What's the matter with you guys? I wish you'd make up your minds. You took my license from me yesterday." Queen Elizabeth is a crafty lady. She has secret code signals that she sends to her staff whenever she is ready to leave a conversation and move on. Dr. Dre (Andre Romelle Young) is a well known rapper and music producer. He’s made his fair share of money producing hit songs for himself as well as songs for artists such as Snoop Dogg, Eminem, NWA, and Kendrick Lamar to name a few. Which makes it hard to believe that the sales of his Beats headphones have produced more money than his music has. When the society breaks down, when law & order are non-existent, fanatical cults will grow & become very active & violent. Its better is ARMED to the teeth. https://www.mymilitia.com/ https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link Defend the dream Enforce Immigration Government F8 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. If Corona (Covid-19 ) & “Lockdowns” continue; By my calculations the first Riots (fuzzy math) in major cities (Boston, Chicago, Detroit, DC, Denver, LA, NY, SF, ETC) will be around July 15 2020. Scott Lance Smith
  4. Hope this brightens your day: Duct tape is like 'The Force'... It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. We brought our newborn son, Adam, to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told us, "You have a cute baby." Smiling, I said, "I bet you say that to all new parents." "No," he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good looking." "So what do you say to the others?" I asked. "He looks just like you." After I warned the nurse taking blood that it would be very hard to find a vein on me, she said, "Don't worry. We've seen worse. Last year we had a girl come in to get a blood test for her marriage license and we had to stick her six times in four places before we got anything." "Yes, I know," I said. "That was me!" Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Quarantine. When he was a college student at the University of Pennsylvania, Elon Musk challenged himself to live off a $30 food budget for one month. He wanted to see if he had “what it took” to be an entrepreneur. He ate mostly hot dogs and oranges that month. Now that’s a lot of socks! The production of socks in the Datang district of Zhuji, China is so significant that it’s earned the nickname of “Sock City”. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Edmund Burke ----- "In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.” Mark Twain Si vis pacem para bellum. Https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link A word at the halt Marked safe Meds B7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. By my calculations the first Riots (fuzzy math) in major cities (Boston, Chicago, Detroit, DC, Denver, LA, NY, SF, ETC) will be around July 15 2020. Scott Lance Smith
  5. Hope this brightens your day: Just before Easter, I remarked to my husband that with the children grown and away from home, this was the first year that we hadn’t dyed eggs and had an Easter-egg hunt. “That’s all right, honey,” he said. “We can just hide each other’s vitamin pills.” My sister was busy getting ready to host our entire family for Easter. On her to-do list was a hair appointment for her daughter. "So, Katie," said the stylist as the little girl got up in the chair, "who’s coming to your house this weekend with big ears and floppy feet?" Katie replied, "I think it’s my Uncle Brian." Volkswagen own Porsche! Not only is VW the parent company for the 911 Porsche, it is also the parent company for Audi, Lamborghini, and the Bentley. Bread & circus – (panem et circenses) (Satire X of the Roman satirical poet Juvenal (circa A.D. 100) is a figure of speech, referring to a superficial means of appeasement. Generate public approval, not by excellence in public service or public policy, but by diversion, distraction. Satisfying the most immediate or base requirements of a populace entertainment, to decry the selfishness of common people & their neglect of wider concerns. On the limited desires of the Roman populace. to distract the masses from real problems with cheap thrills. Today it is sports & dumb TV. https://www.mymilitia.com/ https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link English Nursey Rhyme Americans must do Stove D7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. By my calculations the first Riots (fuzzy math) in major cities (Boston, Chicago, Detroit, DC, Denver, LA, NY, SF, ETC) will be around July 15 2020. Scott Lance Smith
  6. Hope this brightens your day: Self isolation is getting so bad I’m starting to crush on my roommate... And we’ve been married for more than 20 years. On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the pastor. "In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July?" The bald eagle, the official emblem of the United States of America, has quite the unique ability. Bald eagles are able to mate while they are flying or while they’re in a state of free fall. Pepper groups/settlements after EOTWAWKI /SHTF should maintain at least TWO camps. The main camp with all the major facilities are located, arsenal/ammo dump, bathing/shower, families, kitchen, live stock, medical, motor pool, warehouses, etc. The other small camp/s is basically ambush/defensive with bobby traps & fortifications. These ambush camps are for the purpose of providing a “safe haven” in the event a patrol is coming in “HOT”/ under attack. Getting to a Fort, will allow the main camp to avoid being attacked without warning. Other hidden camps for listening/observation will be necessary to provide early warning & staffed with two or three people. These should be at intervals of one to ten miles from the main camp. All the perversely discussed camps should also be rally points in the event the main camp is destroyed/overrun. https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ (EGP) https://www.mymilitia.com/ https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link Hollywood speaking Act of war Equipment D8 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. By my calculations we have MAYBE 90 days (July 15 2020) until the first Riots in major cities. Scott
  7. Hope this brightens your day: I trained my dog to fetch me beer... It may not sound too impressive, but he gets them from the neighbors fridge! Sunday School Teacher: "Now Little Johnny, I want you to memorize today's motto, 'It is more blessed to give than to receive." Little Johnny: "Yes mam, but I know it already. My father says he has always used that as his motto in his business." Teacher: "Oh, how noble of him! And what is his business?" Little Johnny: "He's a boxer." Baby eagles are commonly born two at a time. More often than not, one of the newborns will be stronger than its sibling. Soon enough the stronger one will kill the weaker one. Peppers should rely more on Knowledge than “Stuff/Products/Gadgets”. Things can be lost or stolen, knowledge cannot. People can purchase preowned products from garage sales & flea markets as well as Barter/Trade. https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ (EGP) https://www.mymilitia.com/ https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link Disarm americans Congress Millionaires Health D7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  8. Hope this brightens your day: The after-dinner speaker just didn't have a Stop button. He burbled on and on and on, oblivious to his increasingly restless audience. Finally one of the more drunken diners hurled an empty wine bottle at him. It missed, and hit the Chairman instead. As the Chairman slid slowly to the floor clutching his head, he was heard to murmur, "Hit me again, I can still hear him." At the airport check-in counter I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both she and her husband. The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them for sitting together. "Sweetie," the woman replied, "I've just spent 10 days of quality time in a compact rental car with this man. I KNOW what I'm requesting!" There are four desert types that make up about a fifth of the Earth’s surface. The four types are: Subtropical, Coastal, Cold, and Polar. When we depend on “Celebrities/Doctors/Experts”, we should remember from where they receive their endorsement/research funding. The Tobacco industry paid millions for decades to deceive the world into believing Tobacco was harmless if not beneficial. https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ (EGP) https://www.mymilitia.com/ https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link Hold People Accountable Crazy Concreat C8 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  9. Hope this brightens your day: The new chairman, giving his acceptance speech at the annual meeting of a local society club indicated his concern... "In most associations half the members do most of the work while the other half does nothing. Beginning today this will change. From this day forward this will be reversed!" "What did you buy your husband for his birthday?" "Well, knowing he wanted a journal, I bought him one that locked since he's so particular about his notes." "And surely you bought something for yourself too?" "Oh, of course! I made myself a duplicate key." This six-time Grammy award winning band first started performing under the name Pectoralz. They then switched to the name Starfish. Finally they settled on Coldplay. Peppers should become proficient with flintlocks, Bows & Axes; when the SHTF bullets will be in short supply; Arrows (silent), gunpowder & shot can be produced rather easily. Peppers should attend renaissance fairs learn ancient crafts. https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ (EGP) https://www.mymilitia.com/ https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Children slip away from Liberty Democrat governours pissed away Individual Shelter G6 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  10. During my government service (civilian & military) I read a number of "doomsday" scenarios. These scenarios could be anything from the total collapse of the financial system to the destruction of the power grid. Most of these documents state it will take ninety days for the food supply to be exhausted & the violence to end. By the end I mean two hundred million dead (two thirds of the U.S. population) from everything (burned, hung, shot, stabbed, starved. etc). This will be mostly in the major cities (Atlanta, Chicago, Dallas, Denver, Detroit, Los Vegas, Miami, New York, San Diego, Saint Louis) where the population is over a hundred thousand & depend completely on the corner market. Where people live in a virtual cage & depend on the daily supply convoys for everything, such as lab rats depend on their keepers. Government reports state the average family has at most a week of stored food available in their home & no real means or knowledge of how to purify & store water. Within a week of a complete national breakdown (remember Katrina) there will be looting of grocery stores, food riots & mass murder. This will not be one group on another such as the Nazis genocide; but an out & out brawl of thousands if not millions fighting it out in the streets with whatever is in their hands. The people in hospitals, elderly in nursing homes, & children in foster care as in Katrina will go first; their caretakers having abandoned them. After two weeks, people, if not whole families will be Butchered for a can of cat food, the body builder down the hall will break down your door for the mere thought of a slice of bread. After a month & a hundred million dead of disease, rats, wild dogs (once pets) & zoo animals (if they have not been eaten) will decimate another hundred million. Most survivors at this point will be vicious hordes of thugs (Darwin) doing anything & everything they please no matter how brutal & savage such as the barbarians of the dark ages. These hordes could number from a few hundred to a few thousand of experienced & viscous fighters. Their barbaric activities will be everything from cannibalism, mass rape of men, women & children to routine lynching & burning for entertainment. Each member will have survived not only the barbarity immediately following the disaster, but also the enumerable street brawls as the various hordes clashed over diminishing resources. On average the warlords & members of these hordes will not be intelligent, will have very limited knowledge of anything outside twenty miles of their immediate pre disaster habitat. Although the warlords may be armed with modern firearms the vast majority of horde members will simply carry clubs, knives, spears & the like. As horde members will have limited access to modern firearms & transportation because most of ammunition & gasoline have been depleted or wasted during the numerous street brawls. While the horde may ride in automobiles using what little gasoline is left, they will probably ride in carts or wagons pulled by those slaves who have survived up to this point. According to U.S. Military documents & records; well fed, equipped, rested & trained personnel can walk over a roadbed at five miles an hour. Being these slaves have been mal treated, sick, & starving for months & are pulling heavy loads they will probably make less than two miles an hour. Some of these loads will be towed artillery from National Guard Armories & as the slaves die or are killed off the horde will diminish to a walking mob with in thirty miles of their original location. Some dissent & civilized people will survive this carnage by hiding or by some stroke of fate getting free from their captors & escaping to rural areas fifty miles outside the cities. These will more than likely be children who have learned to hide well or whose parents &/or older siblings have given their lives getting them to safety. These “lucky” survivors will carry information about & warning of the hordes planning to leave the cities in search of better food & entertainment. Rural communities have renewable resources, will not suffered the slaughter of the cities & are relatively stable with suitable warning they will be able to destroy the hordes with little effort. Unlike the hordes, rural communities are armed to the teeth, people hunt, know the landscape & most of the men & some of the women are combat veterans, which will develop into one very effective fighting force. These communities will not only maintain overt sentries (Drones) posted on bridges, intersections & roads, but also covert & forward outposts in the wood lands. These sentries & outposts will provide early warning of the horde, but also prohibit the unwelcome mobs from the cities from overwhelming community resources. There will be a triage system where family members of the community & valued individuals will be allowed to enter, but unnecessary individuals will not. Valued individuals are veterans, scientists, medical, craftspeople etc. Unnecessary individuals would be accounts, artists, bankers, musicians, insurance & real-estate agents, etc. Individual communities will not be on their own either, as soon as the collapse is realized interlocking protective zones, reaction & recon forces between communities will develop. The battles will develop something like this; a survivor alerts the first community the horde will leave the city in two or three days, meaning the horde will attack the community in four or five days (using fuzzy math). The communities deploy recon units to locate & track the horde. After the horde is located & direction, size & speed are determined, an ambush/battle site is prepared with traps & other low tech surprises. While the site is being prepared, the horde is carefully watched & the route to the site is bated with small stocks of food & other commodities (beer & other alcoholic beverages). Remember; warlords are greedy, selfish, undisciplined thugs & have no tactical experience other then street brawls. As the last of the horde walks into the “L shaped kill zone” a signal is given, several hundred community members open fire from the front & side. Those not killed or badly wounded flee from the “fire” & into the traps. Those able to make it through the traps are either picked off by snipers or run into a secondary ambush. The handful who survives this are hunted down & killed along with wounded from the previous events, remember these are savages who have committed innumerable acts of brutality.
  11. Hope this brightens your day: Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes? Pretty Much anywhere depending on how fast the wind is blowing. Sometime around two in the morning our phone rang, waking us out of a sound sleep. "Wrong number," my husband growled and slammed down the receiver. A few minutes later it rang again. I heard him say, "One with pepperoni and extra cheese and one with sausage. Pick up in 20 minutes." "What was that?" I asked. "I took his order. Now we can sleep." Bart Simpson is the world’s oldest 10 year old. His full name is Bartholomew J. Simpson. But what does the “J” stand for? It stands for JoJo… Bartholomew JoJo Simpson. We have a recycling problem, with thousands of Jails/Prisons in the U.S. with Millions of inmates; why are these people not being used to sort & recycle trash? EACH of Jail/Prison could be a recycling center. Inmates would be paid in REAL cash to their Jail/Prison account. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Brain Body Fool City folks get shoot Vegables E7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  12. Hope this brightens your day: Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was unacceptable and that other employees had noticed that she was walking in late every day. After listening to my complaints, she agreed that this was a problem and even offered a solution. "Is there another door I could use?" It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit. He explained, "I put my long life down to spending so much time outdoors. I've been in the open air, day after day, rain or shine, for the last 75th years." "How do you manage to keep up such a rigorous fitness regime?" they asked. "It's simple," he said. "When I married my wife 75 years ago, we both made a solemn pledge. We agreed that whenever we had a fight, whoever was proved wrong would go outside and take a long walk." The word come sheriff comes from the two words “Shire” and “Reeve”. Shire refers to land or county, while Reeve is the official who was in charge. Shire Reeve then became sheriff. A MAJOR percentage of the price of all products made in China/Russia you purchase go DIRECTLY to finance the Chinese/Russian Militaries. To say nothing of the cost to the U.S. economy & jobs. This Trade war will be GOOD for the USA, They; the World needs us (FOOD) more then we need them. There is much being said of the negative impact of the trade war with China & the "increase" in price of products. Why do we need the latest & greatest? Todays Technology has advanced to the point humans can NOT differentiate between the new levels. For example; there is little to be gained between a 2015 Iphone & a 2018 Iphone, except spending $700-900. If you do not purchase a new vehicle every year why purchase a NEW phone? The same is true with Televisions. Whatever the latest/newest Apple “HD/Curve” you will notice any real benefit from a 2017 model. China needs our food significantly more than we need their electronics, soap, tools, etc. People can purchase preowned products from garage sales & flea markets as well as Barter/Trade. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Bad For You Conona trains Animals C6 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  13. Hope this brightens your day: Little Johnny: I’m so glad you named me Little Johnny. Mother: Why do you say that? Little Johnny: Because that’s what all the kids in school call me. Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three males ministers siding against the female minister. The woman prayed, "Lord, I know I'm right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it." A big storm cloud materialized and there was a clap of thunder. "See," said the woman. "It's a sign from above." The three clergymen disagreed, saying thunder is a common phenomenon. "Dear Lord," the woman prayed, "I need a bigger sign." This time, a bolt of lightning slammed into a tree. "See! I told you I was right," the woman said. But the men insisted nothing had happened that couldn't be explained by natural causes. "Help me, Lord," the woman implored. And a deep voice came from the heavens: "SSSHHHEEE'S RRRIIIGGGHHHTTT!" The woman turned to the three clergymen and asked, "Well?" "Okay, okay," they said. "Now it's three against two." Decoration Day was the original name of Memorial Day. The first Decoration Day took place on May 5, 1868. ALL Pepper & Militia Groups should interact (Leaders have meetings). When the SHTF it will be US (Militia & preppers) against the masses of starving savages (Zombies) MILLIONS. It would also be a good idea to purchase a “Self Winding Watch, after the SHTF/TEOTWAWKI, there will be no batteries & having to wind a watch could causit to break. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. Copy/Cut & Paste Link https://www.facebook.com/groups/205180240084761/ https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power. Copy & paste link Guns in the Way Backup Plant Info F7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
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