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  1. Hope this brightens your day: The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud. He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983.... First man: "I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller." Second man: "I thought they just hired a new teller last week." First man: "Right, that's the one they're looking for." 2 Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Mustang east on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, Sarge, why did you stop?" The sarge replied, "Forget it, he's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him." After being locked in an impenetrable strongroom, a panicked Dr. Watson cries, "How are we to escape, Holmes?" Calmly, the sleuth produces a small knife and a lemon, which he carefully cuts into small pieces. He then sticks the pieces of lemon on the wall in the shape of a door, and with a push creates a doorway. An astonished Watson asks, "How on earth did you do that, Holmes?" "Lemon-entry my dear Watson, Lemon-entry!" In 2002, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson had his first starring role in the film The Scorpion King. It was the first of many starring roles for the full time actor/part-time WWE wrestler. It also marked a Hollywood record. For his acting efforts The Rock earned $5.5 million. That is the most money ever made by an actor in their first starring role. Where is the coldest place on Earth? Coming in at a brisk -135° Fahrenheit (-93° Celsius), the Vostok Station in Antartica wins the prize. The Russian research station first began their core drilling and magnetometry research in 1957. Anywhere from 13-25 scientists and engineers reside at this station year round. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power/ Ammo Recycled Plastic Straws. Crossbow C9 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  2. Hope this brightens your day: What is a web developer's favourite tea? URL Grey. A paperboy said to a customer one day, "Mr. Smith, I wish I had twenty customers like you." "Gosh, that's nice to hear," said Smith, "but I'm kind of surprised considering I never tip all that well and always pay late." The paperboy said, "I know, but I'd still like twenty customers like you. The problem is I have one hundred and forty!" What happens when you cut a starfish up into pieces? Depending on where it has been cut, the starfish will regenerate itself into a whole new starfish. This applies as long as the cut piece is still attached to part of the original central region. A piece cut off the edge will not be able to regenerate itself. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power/ Reasons I own a gun. Super Foods B7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  3. Hope this brightens your day: Bono & The Edge walk into a bar. The barman says, "Oh no, not U2 again!" Arnold Palmer is playing in a big tournament and comes to a par 3 which measures 235 yards. After some deliberation, he takes out his 3 iron and smashes the ball 20 feet over the pin and backs it up to within 3 feet of the hole. A fan in the crowd came up to him and said, "Mr. Palmer, how do you make the ball back up like that with a 3 iron?" Arnold replied, "Do you have a 3 iron?" The fan said, "Yes sir, I do." "How far do you hit it?" "About 160 yards," came the answer. Arnold calmly said, "What the heck do you want it to back up for?" In 2008, fast food chain Burger King released a product that NO ONE could have foreseen. They released their own cologne. Flame, as it was called, had the tagline of ‘Fire meets Desire’. Burger King described the scent as a mix of seduction and flame-broiled meat. The cost for this very unique scent… $3.99. Where did camels first originate from? Contrary to popular belief, they are not originally from Africa or the Middle East. Camels first hit the world around 45 million years ago and they first appeared in North America. It was about 4 million years ago when they began migrating to other countries. Went to the gym and there's a new machine. I used it for an hour and felt sick. Its good though, it does everything. Kit Kats, Mars bars, Snickers, etc... While waiting in line at a busy airport check-in counter, I noticed a set of rambunctious little boys in front of me. As the line inched along, their mother tried in vain to get them to calm down. Finally she reached the counter, where the ticket agent asked her, "Have any of the items you plan to take with you on this flight been out of your immediate control since your arrival at the airport?" The young mother replied honestly, "The luggage, no; the children, yes." https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power/ Politicians Argue. Animal Structures B7- Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  4. Hope this brightens your day: Bobbie to neighbor: “What are you getting your children for Christmas?” Neighbor: “Well, if my husband doesn’t stop staying out until three in the morning, I’ll give them a new dad.” An engaged couple was having an intense argument. She: "If that's the kind of person you are, I'm going to break our engagement right now. My feelings towards you have changed. I don't want anything more to do with you." He: "In that case give me my ring back!" She: "My feelings toward you have changed. My feelings about the ring have not..." What is the Halo Effect? It is the phenomenon in which your mind can’t stop your heart from seeing what it wants to see in another person. More or less. Being attracted to someone or thinking they are smart and/or good looking can and will influence how you rate their abilities or skills in other areas. In the medieval days of Germany, they had an interesting way of curing a toothache. They would kiss a donkey. You read correctly. Somehow, the dentists of back then convinced their patients to kiss a donkey whenever they had a toothache. "Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?" "No idea, they just ransomware!" There was a football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals. At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss. The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, "Who stopped the elephant?" "I did," said the centipede. "Who stopped the rhino?" "Uh, that was me too," said the centipede. "And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?" "Well, that was me as well," said the centipede. "So where were you during the first half?" demanded the coach. "Well," said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped." https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power/ America Not Racist Candace Owens. Alternative Engery Sources D8 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  5. Hope this brightens your day: Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences! Seven months pregnant, my hand on my aching back, I stood in line at the post office for what seemed an eternity. "Honey," said a woman behind me, "I had back pain during my pregnancy. I was bedridden for four months because my baby was sitting on a nerve." Then the man in front of me piped up.... "You'd better get used to it now. Once those kids get on your nerves, they can stay there till they're 18." Yes. Just like male humans, male monkeys go bald too. Not only do they lose hair but they also lose the hair on top of their head. Some zoologists believe that the baldness can make them more attractive to their female counterpart. Overheard at the race track... Bettor: “I’m betting on a horse that is 20 to 1 and I can’t lose. Friend: “What do you mean 'you can’t lose’?” Bettor: “I can’t lose, the horse is starting at 20 to 1 and the race doesn’t start till 1.” My girlfriend is impossible to buy for so I asked her best friend what I should get her for her birthday. Best Friend: “Does she like you?” Me: “Oh yes, I am positive she likes me!!!” Best friend: “If she likes you, she’ll like anything.” Who is Paul Winchell? Winchell is known to most as the voice of Tigger from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. While he made appearances in shows such as Perry Mason, McMillan & Wife, and The Beverly Hillbillies, he is more known in the industry for his voicing of Tigger. However, he also gets credit for something very significant. Winchell was an inventor who used his medical training to create the first artificial heart. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power/ 45 Life Lessons. Fire B7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  6. Hope this brightens your day: My wife kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad. But don’t worry... I’ll return! My friend that has come into money is telling me that he is having his family tree researched. "Yes, and it is quite expensive, it cost $5,000." "Wow", I replied, "that is expensive!" "Yes, but it only cost $2,000 to have it looked up. It cost another $3,000 to have it hushed up." There are plenty of wedding traditions that span the globe. Some are done for luck, some to ward off evil spirits, some to bless a new home. The Greeks have a tradition in which the bride will carry a sugar cube in one of her gloves. This is done to ‘sweeten the marriage’. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power/ 31 Quotes TT Will Give You Chills. Animal Traps C6 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  7. Hope this brightens your day: Some puns leave me numb... But math puns make me even number! The landlady of a rooming house that had seen better days was leading a prospective tenant to a third floor room with badly splattered wall paper. Landlady: “The last man who lived in this room was an inventor---he invented some type of explosive." Prospective tenant: “Then the spots on the wall was some type of explosive?” Landlady: “No, the inventor.” Jingle Bells is one the better known and more popular Christmas songs. The song was written in 1857 by James Lord Pierpont. Did you know that it was NOT intended to be a Christmas song? When written, Jingle Bells was meant to be a song for the Thanksgiving holiday. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power/ 9 Things Great Leaders Say Every Day Backpack B - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  8. Hope this brightens your day: I started out with nothing... And I still have most of it. Different views on doing laundry... Son away at college: If it's clean it goes on the floor. If it's dirty it goes on the floor over there. Husband while wife is away: If I just take things out of the hamper as I need them, I do not have anything to fold. Wife: With the amount of laundry I do, there must be more people living in this house! Yesterday we covered the wedding norms of the Greeks, today we take a look at Sweden. A Swedish bride walks the down the aisle with a gold coin (given by the father) in one shoe and a silver one (given by the mother) in the other. This is done to symbolize lifelong fortune and prosperity for the newlywed couple. Did the Chinese &/or Russians refine their Propaganda process during the 50s, 60s &70s of manipulating the American public to withdraw from Vietnam? Are they using these procedures today to remove our Firearms, as a precursor to attack/invasion? https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power/ 1ST & 2nd Animal Traps B6 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  9. Hope this brightens your day: First grade teacher: "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is 'gross' and the other is 'cool.'" Rachel: "Yeah? So, what are the words?" A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down. "Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children." "That's what you think," the man laughed. "I'm the father of THREE children." The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think!" President Herbert Hoover and his wife Lou Henry spoke their own secret language while they were in the White House. Well, it wasn’t so much a secret language as it was a foreign language. They both were fluent in Chinese and would speak it while in the White House. This was done just in case there were any eavesdroppers looming around. Article V Convention of States (COS) resolution 15 of the required 34 https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power/ When SHTF Life Hacks A6 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Scott
  10. Hope this brightens your day: How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars. The teacher noticed that Little Johnny had arrived at school wearing only one glove. “Why have you only got one glove?” she asked. “Well, Miss,” explained Little Johnny, “I was watching the weather forecast on TV last night, and it said it was going to be quite sunny but on the other hand it could get quite cold.” Abraham Lincoln, famed President, famed wrestler? That is correct. The 16th President of the United States was also an accomplished wrestler who is in the National Wrestling Hall of Fame. Allegedly he had a record off 299 wins with only one defeat. When the society breaks down, when law & order are non-existent, fanatical cults will grow & become very active & violent. Its better is armed to the teeth. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power/ Furniture C6 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. What is a Prepper Scott
  11. Hope this brightens your day: At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?" "It was bread in captivity,” she replied. John: Do you know how big the world's biggest nose was? David: Eleven inches John: That's not very long. David: If it was any longer, it would be a foot. They are brainless! They are also boneless and heartless. Jellyfish also have no central nervous system. Yet they are very dangerous and very poisonous and can kill you instantly. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Edmund Burke ----- "In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.” Mark Twain Si vis pacem para bellum. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power/ Disasters B7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Uncivilivised Scott
  12. Hope this brightens your day: Question on second-grade math quiz: "Tony drank 1/6 of a glass of juice. Emily drank 1/4 of a glass of juice. Emily drank more. Explain." My grandson’s answer: "She was more thirsty." My husband, a computer-systems trouble-shooter, rode with me in my new car one afternoon. He had been working on a customer’s computer all morning and was still tense from the session. When I stopped for a traffic light, I made sure to leave a safe distance from the stop line to keep oncoming drivers from hitting the car. I couldn’t help but laugh when my husband impatiently waved at me to move the car forward while saying, "Scroll up, honey." The movie Fight Club, starring Brad Pitt and Edward Norton, was released in 1999. Here is a little fact about this movie. Director David Fincher let it be known that there is a visible Starbucks cup in every scene in the movie. Next time you are watching this film, you have something else to look for now. Bread & circus – (panem et circenses) (Satire X of the Roman satirical poet Juvenal (circa A.D. 100) is a figure of speech, referring to a superficial means of appeasement. Generate public approval, not by excellence in public service or public policy, but by diversion, distraction. Satisfying the most immediate or base requirements of a populace entertainment, to decry the selfishness of common people & their neglect of wider concerns. On the limited desires of the Roman populace. to distract the masses from real problems with cheap thrills. Today it is sports & dumb TV. https://gsmpao.weebly(DOT)com are primarily a Prepper Organization, join us. https:// theselfsufficientliving(DOT)com/diy-wind-turbine-designs-to-generate-off-grid-power/ Alternative Engery Sources B7 - Feel Free To “Click on”- Research - Copy/Paste & Share. Same Mission Scott
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