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  1. Hope this brightens your day:


    At three o'clock one morning, a veterinary surgeon was awoken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone. "I'm sorry if I woke you," said a voice at the other end of the line. "That's all right," said the vet, "I had to get up to answer the phone anyway."


    The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as usual, but this particular Sunday, it was considerably longer than normal. Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners as they moved out, one man said, "Your sermon, Pastor, was simply wonderful - so invigorating and inspiring and refreshing." The minister, of course, broke out in a big smile, only to hear the man say, "Why I felt like a new man when I woke up!"


    Work like you don't need the money, dance like nobody's watching, and love like you've never been hurt.


    Teacher: "When I was of your age, I learned very quickly and was not as slow as you are." Student: "Wow, you must have had a good teacher then, didn't you?"


    Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.


    "The distinctive human problem from time immemorial has been the need to spiritualize human life, to lift it onto a special immortal plane, beyond the cycles of life and death that characterize all other organisms." - Ernest Becker


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      Cliff Hanger

      Thanks Scott!


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