A friend sent this to me the other day, I don’t know who wrote it but thought it was a keeper. After reading it and getting a good laugh I realized the answer was hidden in plain sight all along, the Bible. Who knew?
Thought this might bring a smile --
In this crazy political season I decided a little religion might
be appropriate so here is a short Bible study.
Remember what Jesus said: 'And he shall set the Sheep on his
Right hand, but the Goats on the left'. (Matthew 25:33).
Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from
the right side of the boat They did and filled the boat with fish.
John 21:6 (NIV) ...And He said unto them, "Throw your net on the
right side of the boat and you will find some." When they did, they
were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish."
Origin of Left & Right...I have often wondered why it is that
Conservatives are called the right" and Liberals are called the "left".
By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) -
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.
It surely can't get any simpler than that.
Spelling Lesson: The last four letters in American.......... I Can
The last four letters in Republican........ I Can
The last four letters in Democrats......... Rats
End of lesson! ....Test to follow on November 6, 2018.
Remember, November 2018 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.