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Humor 091117

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Scott Lance Smith, Nov 9, 2017.

  1. Scott Lance Smith

    Scott Lance Smith Advisor

    Jul 9, 2017

    Hope this brightens your day:

    We were eating at one of the trendier restaurants in town when my friend pointed to the menu and told the waitress, "I’ll have the #24." "Uh, Jim," I whispered, "that’s the price, not the meal number." "Oh," he said. "Then give me the #12."

    A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. Suspecting the worse, she reaches for an extra pillow and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can, letting her anger and frustration out. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

    "Worrying is like a rocking chair, sure it gives you something to do, but in the end you never get anywhere."

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