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Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussions - The Barracks' started by Scott Lance Smith, Jan 11, 2018.

  1. Scott Lance Smith

    Scott Lance Smith Advisor

    Jul 9, 2017

    Hope this brightens your day:
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    A little boy returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, the little boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them all over the kitchen table. "What are you doing?" asked his mom. "The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken," said the little boy. "I'm looking for the seal."

    There are three sisters stranded on a island. They live there until they run out of food. They decide to try to swim to the next island but it is 100 miles away. The oldest sister swims the first 15 miles, gets tired, and swims back. The middle one swims the first 25 miles, gets tired, and swims back. The youngest sister, and not the smartest one, swims the first 50 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

    "Success is more than increasing the digits in your bank account."



    Looking for a group in the Savannah Georgia or Ridgeland South Carolina metro areas.
  2. Sandlapper

    Sandlapper Edit title in your profile

    Oct 15, 2017
    Oath Keepers
    South Carolina

    Very funny jokes : D There should be a group in the Savannah area.
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