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Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussions - The Barracks' started by Scott Lance Smith, Feb 12, 2018.

  1. Scott Lance Smith

    Scott Lance Smith Advisor

    Jul 9, 2017

    Hope this brightens your day:

    Mom: Son, you’re good in math. Now I’m going to ask you a question. Son: Okay, mom. Mom: Your dad gives you 3 apples. Then I give you 4 apples. What’s your answer? Son: Thank you very much?!?!?
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    Sitting in the bar George asks his 40-year-old friend John, "How come you aren't married?" John replies, "I haven't found the right woman yet." "So what are you looking for?" "Oh, she's got to be real pretty, a good cook, and house keeper. She's got to know how to handle money, have a nice and pleasant personality, and money. She's got to have money. And a nice big house wouldn't hurt either." "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!" says George. "Oh, it's okay, if she is crazy."

    Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will elude you. If you capture it against it's will, you will kill it. But if you set your mind on other things, it might just come and sit gently on your shoulder.

    Brain Washed


    Interested in joining an ACTIVE group in the Savannah GA/Ridgeland SC Metro Areas.
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  2. horsemn

    horsemn Edit title in your profile

    Jun 29, 2016

    Thanks Mr. Smith