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Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussions - The Barracks' started by Scott Lance Smith, Nov 21, 2017.

  1. Scott Lance Smith

    Scott Lance Smith Advisor

    Jul 9, 2017

    Hope this brightens your day:

    Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Someone told him to get a long little doggy.

    Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on. I went to a number of computer stores to find a software program that would do the job, but had no luck at the first few. I finally found one where the clerk seemed experienced. "Can you recommend something that will remind me of birthdays and anniversaries?" I asked. "Have you tried a wife?" he replied.

    We may be that we are the end product of evolution, but it is unlikely that we are the last.

    https://www.listia.com/ (Closed System) Amazon/Ebay Like Site). Listia-States "Donation" but is really TRADE, you just can NOT use the Credits as Cash, like on Boanza or Ebay.


    http://www.bonanza .com

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  2. Cliff Hanger

    Cliff Hanger Constitutionalist

    Nov 24, 2017

    Fish walks into a bar. Bartender ask what'll you have? Fish says water.