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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:


A Texas cop stopped an elderly woman for speeding.


He asked for her driver’s license and proof of insurance. The old gal took out the required information and handed it to him.


He was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a concealed handgun-carry permit. He asked if she had a weapon in her possession at the time.


She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. He asked her if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console.


The cop asked her if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse.


He then asked her what was making her so afraid she felt the need to carry all those weapons.



She looked him right in the eye and said, “Not a darn thing!”


Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.




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