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Hope this brightens your day:

 

Q: What is a soprano's favorite drink growing up? A: High-C!

 

"I proposed to my girl friend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day." "That is cool! What did she say?" She said, "We will get back to you soon."

 

What we need is less fear of rejection, and more rejection of fear!

 

I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day... When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

 

A man opens an outdoor stand to sell bagels and puts up a sign, "50 cents each." A jogger runs past and puts 50 cents into the bucket but doesn't take a bagel. The next day, he does the same thing. For weeks and then months, this goes on. One day, as he's jogging past, the owner joins him. The jogger laughs and says, "I know why you're here. You want to know why I always put money in the bucket and never take a bagel?" "No," says the owner, "not that. I just want to tell you that the bagels have gone up to 60 cents."

 

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

 

Scott

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