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Hope this brightens your day:

 

My 10 year old son got a little upset when he found out the reason why I had him practice and memorize states and their capitals. I told him, "Next week you have MAP testing."

 

A guy goes to the doctor and after a thorough examination the doc says, "I'm going to put you in an isolation room." The guy replies, "Will that make me better?" "No. I am also going to put you on a diet of dry wafer biscuits." "Will that make me better?" "No," the doctor replied, "but it's the only food that'll fit under the door."

 

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

 

Scott

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