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Hope this brightens your day:

 

John: How's your new alarm clock working out? Fred: It didn't work out at all. It gave me so much trouble I returned it to the store. John: Really! What was wrong with it? Fred: It kept waking me up every morning.

 

Not long ago, an elderly, slim and trim lady was admitted to the hospital. After she finished giving a nurse her information, she asked the nurse if she could help her to the bathroom. Above the commode, she noticed a note. It read, 'Toilet weight 300 pounds'. She turned to the nurse and asked, "Why would I want to lift a toilet?"

 

"Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible - not to have run away." - Dag Hammarskjold -

 

Scott

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