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Scott Lance Smith

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Hope this brightens your day:

 

For Martin Luther King Day, I asked my fifth graders how they’d make the world a better place. One said, “I’d make potato skins a main dish rather than an appetizer.”

 

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age, how do you feel?" John replies, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really! Like a newborn baby, you say?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I even drool on myself."

 

"The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlam Ellison -

 

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