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Humor 080917

 

Hope this brightens your day:

 

Doctor: "I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again." Patient: "Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!"

 

John left his twin twelve year old boys in the car while he went into a store. While there he spotted a vender selling ice cream cones. He bought one chocolate and one vanilla for the boys.

When he got back to the car he asked them which one they wanted. The boys looked at the ice cream cones for a few seconds trying to decide. A sly grin came across one boys face. He pointed to his brother and said, "I want his!"

 

Remember that when you are pointing the finger at someone, there are three fingers pointing back at you. I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked, “Electronic cat and dog call—guaranteed to work”. I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.

 

A guard tells a prisoner, "You will be released from prison at 5 a.m. tomorrow." The prisoner replies, "Can we make it 9 a.m.? I'm not up yet at 5."

 

"Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great." - Kenny Rogers -

 

Scott

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