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Hope this brightens your day:

 

A man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

 

Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. "What’ll be, boys?" The first vampire says, "Blood. Give me blood." The second vampire says, "I too wish for blood!" The third vampire says, "Give me plasma." The Bartender smiles and says, "Got it. Two bloods and one blood-light."

 

"Sight is a faculty. Seeing is an art."

 

Scott

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