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Scott Lance Smith

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Hope this brightens your day:

 

Husband: "I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck? Wife: "How about on your will?"

 

Teacher: "Define energy." Johnny: "I don’t remember the complete definition but I remember the last few words." Teacher: "Ok, say the last few words then." Johnny: "... and this is called energy."

 

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein -

 

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