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What kind of aspirin works best in the freezing cold of winter? Coated aspirin

 

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yes I did, but I don't believe everything I read."

 

"Always be a first-rate version of your self instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." - Judy Garland

 

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