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Hope this brightens your day:

 

“Poor Old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar. He decided to invite the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught so far?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth today.”

 

I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. “Airfare to Denver is $300,” the cheery salesperson replied. “And what about Salt Lake City?” “We have a really great rate to Salt Lake—$99,” she said “but there is a stopover.” “Where?” “In Denver,” she said.

 

Success will smile at a man who refuses to lie down at the corridor of failure.

 

Scott

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