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A girl involved with a women’s lib group boarded a crowded bus and one man rose to his feet. “No, no! You must not give up your seat, I insist!” she said. The man replied, “Lady, you may insist as much as you like. But this is my street, so this is where I get off.”5aa3d6c85d6f2_3AppleCiderVigaror091516.thumb.jpg.a231c71ca1e10ce3f27ba2a8e5f04b4c.jpg

 

Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Bill read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Does my house have everything your ad says it does?"

The agent said, "It certainly does. Why do you ask?" Bill replied, "Cancel the sale. It's exactly what I'm looking for!"

 

"Even if you are on the right track, you won't get anywhere if you are standing still." - Will Rogers

 

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Scott

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