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Hope this brightens your day:

 

Friend 1: "Hey, how did you hurt your head?" Friend 2: "Have you seen that electric pole which is exactly next to the school gate?" Friend 1: "Yes." Friend 2: "Yeah well, I didn't see it."

 

Two friends were at a bookstore perusing through the nonfiction section.  Friend 1: "Oh my goodness, they have this book! It’s a really great book. I highly recommend it." Friend 2: "Really? What’s it about?" Friend 1: "Oh, about 357 pages."

 

What happens when you aim for the moon and miss? You hit the stars!

 

I patiently waiting at the customer service desk for my turn. I had come back to return a pair of jeans that were too tight.  "Is something wrong with them?" the teenage clerk asked me. "Yes," I replied. "They hurt my feelings." The clerk had no response for me. 

 

Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place.  All my love, Belinda. Xxxxoooxxxx P.S. Congratulations on winning last week's Powerball lottery.

 

"A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary." - Dorothy Fisher

 

Weight Loss Tips

 

Scott

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