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Hope this brightens your day:

 

Young Actor: "Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years." Father: "Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."

 

At the end of the college year, a star football player celebrated by attending a late night campus party. Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many any "potential dates" at the party. "Oh, I'm much more attracted to the strong academic types than to the party animals," she said. "What's your G.P.A.?" Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about 25 in the city and 40 on the highway."

 

"Someone is an asset in your life until they become a liability." - Julie Sullivan

 

Cattail Uses

 

Scott

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