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What happened when Lee ate raw onions for a week? He became Lone Lee...

 

My son crawled for the first time while I was away on business. I also missed his first steps. I was now afraid I would miss his first words. Each day, I called home and asked if he had spoken yet. The answer was always "no" until one day my wife said, "Harry has something to say to you.... 'Daddy, daddy,'"  I heard it over the phone and I glowed with pride. My wife came back on the line and said, "You should come home as soon as possible." "Why?" I asked. "He was speaking to the dog."

 

It's better to burn out than fade away…

 

Doctor: Are you still taking the cough medicine I gave you?  Patient: No, I tasted it and decided I'd rather have the cough.

 

My teenage patient’s mother was concerned. “He must have a temperature,” she said. “He hasn’t taken our motorcycle out all day.”  “Let me ask you,” I said. “Do you have a thermometer?” “No,” she said. “A Kawasaki.”

 

"If you were sane living in an insane world, normal living among the abnormal, you'd be the one considered wrong; however, history will be your judge." - John Dillow

 

Stop Bleeding

Scott

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