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Hope this brightens your day:

 

Marriage is like a railroad sign… First you stop, then you look, and then you listen.

 

I told my friend that my wife and I had a huge argument and she left for the Caribbean. "Jamaica?" he asked. "No," I replied, "she went of her own accord."

 

When a small village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall, an older man, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said. "We can use it for all them false alarms!"

 

The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy promptly replied, “Father, I threw a stone at Jimmy.” “That was a very misguided thing to do, my son,” said the priest patiently. “It wasn’t misguided at all,” said Little Johnny. “I hit him.”

 

"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."  - Abraham Lincoln

 

If you can do it some of the time, you can do it all of the time.

 

Foot Problems

 

Scott

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