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Have you ever wondered...  Why they don't make an airplane out of the same stuff they make the indestructible black box?

 

A young woman greeted the census taker. “Good morning,” said the caller, “I’m taking the census and I’d like to ask you a few questions. Occupation?”  “Homemaker,” replied the woman.  “Husband’s occupation?”  “Manufacturer.”  “Children?”  “No,” said the woman. “Dresses.”

 

When we destroy the dreams of others, we produce those individuals that will create our nightmares.

 

The phlebotomist entered the hospital room to draw blood. Noticing an apple on the patient's nightstand, she remarked, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."  "That's true," the patient replied. "I haven't seen a doctor in three days."

 

An important and very well publicized murder trial was soon to begin. In preparation for the trial, the tiresome jury selection process took place, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors.

One prospective juror, Dan O'Keefe, was called for his question session. He was asked, "Property holder?"  Dan replied, "Yes, I am, Your Honor." Then he was asked, "Married or single?"  Dan responded, "Married for twenty years, Your Honor."  Then the judge asked, "Formed or expressed an opinion?" Dan stated with certainty, "Not in twenty years, Your Honor."

 

“Forgotten But Not Gone” is the epitaph for the long deceased beliefs of our childhoods.

 

Electric & Heat

 

Scott

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