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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon will cure it!

 

Rebecca said to her husband, “Do you know the neighbor’s daughter scored a 99 on her math exam?” Her husband Tom, sipping his tea, remarked, “Really? What happened to the remaining 1 point?” Rebecca replied sarcastically, “Your son scored it.”

 

Spoiled children are given what they want. Wise parents affirm their children with their words and give their children what they need.

 

Tom tried to clam himself down in the middle of a severe argument with his wife Jany. He said to her, “Let us not fight any more. We should try to sort this out in a level-headed manner.” Fuming with anger, Jany replied, “No. Whenever we try to sort things out in a level-headed manner, I lose!”

 

Donald: What does love mean to you? Bobby: It is the illumination of life. Donald: What does marriage mean to you? Bobby: It is the monthly electricity bill for all that illumination.

"He who knows not, and knows not he knows not, he is a fool, shun him. He who knows not, and knows he knows not, he is simple, teach him. He who knows, and knows not he knows, he is asleep, awaken him. He who knows, and knows he knows, he is wise follow him." - Kipling

 

Essential Knots
 

Scott

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