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Hope this brightens your day:

 

Google is so useless... I tried to look up lighters and all they had was about 15,000 matches.

 

One day at a local clinic, the doctor is outraged to see that he has no patients to examine. So he called his assistant to ask what happened. His assistant replied, "I asked the patients if they are feeling okay, and they said 'no', so I told them to go home and get plenty of rest!"

 

"Courage isn't the strength to go on, it is going on when you don't have the strength." - Napoleon Bonaparte

 

“Look, Charlie,” the coach said, “you know the principles of good sportsmanship. You know the Little League doesn’t allow temper tantrums, shouting at the umpire, or abusive language.” “Yes sir, I understand.” “Good, Charlie. Now, would you explain that to your father?”

 

I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?" "Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked. I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm."

 

Possessing charity without action is like possessing a light bulb without electricity.

 

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Scott

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