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Hope this brightens your day:

 

Feeling alone? Feeling unwanted, like no one gives a hoot? Do what I did... don't file your tax returns.

 

Rest In Peace boiled water... ...you will be mist.

 

The boss over heard an employee singing during work and it sounded awful. He asked, "Is that in the key of L?" Puzzled, the employee says, "Key of L? I'm not really sure?" The boss replies, "Well it sure sounds like L to me!"

 

If we allow ourselves to be surrounded by negative people, it is more likely that we’ll become more like them than that any of them will become like we are. This becomes a time to not try to educate, but a time to evacuate.

 

A land surveyor was tasked with mapping a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18 holes. He needed a stout machete to clear thick brush as he went on. Along the way, he came upon a golf club that an irate player must have hurled into the woods. It was in good condition, so he picked it up and continued on. When he broke out of the brush onto a putting green, two golfers stared at him in awe. After all, he had a machete in one hand, a golf club in the other, and behind him was a clear-cut swath leading out of the woods. "There," said one of the golfers, "is a guy who really hates to lose a ball!"

 

"The difference between a helping hand and an outstretched palm is a twist of the wrist."

Todays Technology has advanced to the point we humans can NOT differentiate between the new levels. For example; there is little to be gained between a 2015 Iphone  & a 2018 Iphone, except spending $700-900. If you do not purchase a new vehicle every year why purchase a NEW phone? The same is true with Televisions. Whatever the latest/newest “HD/Curve” you will notice NOT notice any real benefit from a 2015 model.

Grow Potates

Scott

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