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Hope this brightens your day:

 

Teacher: "Class, we'll have only half a day of school today morning." Students: "Yaaayyy!" Teacher: "We'll have the other half this afternoon."

 

A neighbor asked his friend, who was celebrating 50 years of marriage, what the secret was to a long and happy marriage? His friend replied, "When we were first married, we vowed to go out twice a week no matter how little money we had and we have done so for 50 years." "Twice a week, you say?" "Yeah. She goes out on Tuesday and I go out on Friday."

 

Worrying is like a rocking chair... you can rock forever but it will get you nowhere.

 

 

15 Places To Survive Zombie Apocalypse

 

 

Scott

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